The Madejski Stadium is on fire

[floyd__streete]

.....during a match, so what three things would you save?

McCarthy and Pog, two saleable assets who might just keep the club afloat when the next dodgy bunch of foreign charlatans buy the club.

Otherwise, can't thing of anything/anyone else. Except for my Dad if he was attending. Judging by the text he sent me after I gave him my ST for the Forest game, I doubt he'll be attending much in the near future anyway.

[Royal Ginger]

Contents of the safe, records of fire checks etc, Sir John's booze stash.

[Uke]

The fire extinguishers, the sprinkler system and the fire alarm

[Maquisard]

All the little milk pots - saves me having to buy more milk than I can get through before it goes off

Apart from that, I'd be too busy climbing over everybody else to give a oxf*rd about anything else

[Maquisard]

The fire extinguishers, the sprinkler system and the fire alarm

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

The fabled 'cut cloth' - it's our answer to the bayeaux tapestry or shroud of Turin.

The contract that Gylfi will have just signed.

The blackmail photos in Nicky Hammonds safe.

All very flammable.

[sandman]

Forget three things I need just one - the keys so I could lock the rest of you in.

Unless you don't like Adkins, in which case you'll be allowed to escape.

[Ian Royal]

The people in it obviously. Even Sandman.

[sandman]

I'd happily watch you burn screaming for your beloved Reading player subscription.

[peterroyal76]

I'd happily watch you burn screaming for your beloved Reading player subscription.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Me
Me
&
Me

[Agent Balti]

Me
Me
&
Me

You're all me me me, Spizz...

[AthleticoSpizz]

According to one deluded poster on here...there is only ever me sat with me anyway.

[Agent Balti]

:D According to one deluded poster on here...there is only ever me sat with me anyway.

They're obviously getting you and me mixed up!

[AthleticoSpizz]

Awwww well

At least your avatar gets folk interested

[Agent Balti]

Awwww well

At least your avatar gets folk interested

True...

[thirtyyarder]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

[multisync1830]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

I still don't get the wig thing? is it an in joke I'm missing ?

[SINCE1964]

The Robin Friday picture in the concourse oh for an entertainer nw!!

[The Cap]

So that's why the opposition fans keep singing "Is there a fire drill?" towards the end of our games