The Madejski Stadium is on fire

[rob the royal]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

As lovely as I'm sure Cilla is for her age, I'll take the bird with the clipboard instead...

I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.

In the absence of a kid in a wheelchair I suppose you could just bash one round the head with the corner flag and then claim that you'd saved them...

[thirtyyarder]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

As lovely as I'm sure Cilla is for her age, I'll take the bird with the clipboard instead...

I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.

In the absence of a kid in a wheelchair I suppose you could just bash one round the head with the corner flag and then claim that you'd saved them...

Aaaahh, but does said bird have Cilla's lovely singing voice?

Surprise, supriiise.

[JIM]

The stadiums insurance policy,

[Hatty9]

The safe that has got the parachute money in it.
The safe that has got the money from Gylfi transfer in it.
The safe that has got the money from the promotion winning season in it.

[Avon Royal]

The safe that has got the parachute money in it.
The safe that has got the money from Gylfi transfer in it.
The safe that has got the money from the promotion winning season in it.

It's not Anton's house that's on fire mate.

[notloyalenuffroyal]

The seat letters ejski to leave an ironic statement.

[OldBiscuit]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

As lovely as I'm sure Cilla is for her age, I'll take the bird with the clipboard instead...

I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.

In the absence of a kid in a wheelchair I suppose you could just bash one round the head with the corner flag and then claim that you'd saved them...

Really? try telling that little story but replace the 'kId in a wheelchair' with a 'Black' or 'Asian' and see how many laughs you get. Tosser!

[Jackson Corner]

Go to the trophy room and save anything of value...........................In our case a 6 by 6 blue carpet.

[Vision]

The safe that has got the parachute money in it.
The safe that has got the money from Gylfi transfer in it.
The safe that has got the money from the promotion winning season in it.

Reckon you'd have to fight Pog's missus, Guthrie's gypsy relatives and Drenthe's chef for most of that.

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Go to the trophy room and save anything of value...........................In our case a 6 by 6 blue carpet.

The middle ages called - it wants its joke back.

(i still 'arfed' at it).

[Royal Biscuitman]

I'd fight my way up to the PA area to retrieve the pre match CD and then toss it into the flames myself.

[Royal Biscuitman]

I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.

The Sun "Child snatched by opportunist paedophile"
The Mirror "Wheelchair kid snatched by phoney rescuer"

[Cureton's Volley]

I'd fight my way up to the PA area to retrieve the pre match CD and then toss it into the flames myself.

Don't forget the goal music too

[Royal Biscuitman]

I'd fight my way up to the PA area to retrieve the pre match CD and then toss it into the flames myself.

Don't forget the goal music too

Good point, although I doubt we'll be hearing that for a while.

[Cureton's Volley]

I'd fight my way up to the PA area to retrieve the pre match CD and then toss it into the flames myself.

Don't forget the goal music too

Good point, although I doubt we'll be hearing that for a while.

Maybe they will resort to playing it for each shot on target - Although, it still might be a while...

[Ian Royal]

Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there

As lovely as I'm sure Cilla is for her age, I'll take the bird with the clipboard instead...

I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.

In the absence of a kid in a wheelchair I suppose you could just bash one round the head with the corner flag and then claim that you'd saved them...

Really? try telling that little story but replace the 'kId in a wheelchair' with a 'Black' or 'Asian' and see how many laughs you get. Tosser!

[bcubed]

I'd fight my way up to the PA area to retrieve the pre match CD and then toss it into the flames myself.

Don't forget the goal music too

we have goal music?!

[bcubed]

a box of happy clappers
a box of rumblestix and
Bill Oddy!

[Ascotexgunner]

Well if this is all hypothetical then Antons missus if they turned up in the off chance and his will which having made sure he was in the fire, left the entire contents to me and I'd then p+as the lot up the wall in a Man City type manner, ensuring at least the premiership trophy. NA might have to be fired though and replaced with Jurgen Klopp, but I can't see any issues there.

What's the matter, can't a man dream.

[Harrydog]

Bill Oddy!

Oddie