thirtyyarder Cilla Black
Madjeski's wig
The ball Sonko honked onto the roof that's still stuck there
As lovely as I'm sure Cilla is for her age, I'll take the bird with the clipboard instead...
I'd probably also want to grab a corner flag or some other piece of memorabilia and also a kid in a wheelchair in order to make the papers.
In the absence of a kid in a wheelchair I suppose you could just bash one round the head with the corner flag and then claim that you'd saved them...