Pepe the HorsemanExtended-PhenotypePepe the Horseman Erm, when Tyson came on, I wondered if he played with Gunts and McCleary at Forest. I then thought to myself 'Why are Forest and Watford playing on Thursday?'.
Similar to me.
I was at the game and my mate said that Alfie was offside for his first goal. I said he must be f/cking blind. He said blind people are extra-eager in bed, sort of to compensate for being a bit "spakker" like. I said that it was impossible for him to compare as he had never slept with anyone who isn't blind, because he is a f/cking fat ugly sock of sperm. He said he gets his socks from Marks & Spencer. I said that's because he only ever goes to shops with food in it. He said I don't eat enough and that's why it looks like I am dying of AIDS. I said I look like I'm dying of AIDS because I am dying of AIDS. He said AIDS sex was the best offer I had on the table, so I shouldn't complain. I said the guilt of f/cking his mum spoilt the memory. He said it was kinda sad thinking the best date of my life so far was getting AIDS off a 67 year old female Geoff Capes. I said all his dates ended up with him burying a bin-liner of clothes in a forest. He said Forest play Watford on Thursday. I said "why are Forest and Watford playing on Thursday?"
I think I sit next to you.
Don't be silly, your mums 63.