Floyd's football rule book

[leon]

Substitutes warming up who celebr8 a goal - 3 match ban. You're not good enough to be on the pitch, you don't get to join in.

Taken out and shot, presumably.

What a photo!

looks like the Metropolitan Police Motorcycle display

[AthleticoSpizz]

Just the small matter of the helmets being missing




....however maybe not

[PieEater]

Anyone fouled who rolls over a full circle gets a yellow card, two rolls and you're off.

[Ian Royal]

Referees to carry a cosh and smack anyone who talks back to them in the face. Sniper to sit on the roof with a TV feed to shoot any referee who makes an obvious mistake. Also for those that dive / feign injury.

Not necessarily a kill shot. Unless they play for QPR, Wolves, Chelsea, Swindon or Oxford. Or their name is D'Urso.

[Starfish]

Players who refuse to celebrate against former clubs should also be named and shamed.

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[RG30]

Players who refuse to celebrate against former clubs should also be named and shamed.

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Some of the responses very much

[maffff]

Instant life ban from all levels of football for any player kissing the badge on their shirt.

...for more than one club in their career.

+∞ for the black boots. ANY player not wearing boots that are over 95% black should be sent off.

[floyd__streete]

Only clubs who have played in the Football league before can be promoted from the Conference.

That way we eventually get back the likes of Luton, Grimsby and Cambridge (who all play at proper old fashioned football grounds) and get rid of pointless clubs like Morecambe, Crawley and Burton who no-one really cares about.

[John Madejski's Wallet]

The player fouled for a pen should be the one who has to take it

[YateleyRoyal]

If a keeper is deemed to have committed a red card offence, the opposing team should be able to choose which outfield player goes off for the sub keeper.

[soggy biscuit]

The player fouled for a pen should be the one who has to take it

would be brilliant if the player had his leg broken in the foul. Or even a Petr The Hat style moment where a player is knocked out, maybe team m8s would have to hold him up and try and swing him against the ball when taking the pen

[Silver Fox]

If a keeper is deemed to have committed a red card offence, the opposing team should be able to choose which outfield player goes off for the sub keeper.

I think you mean which outfield player goes in goal?

[Hoss]

A fistful of shirt regardless of how innocuous should always be treated as a deliberate foul.

Yellow card. (would even consider straight red) It is one of the most blatant fouls but seems to be seen as "one of those things"

[soggy biscuit]

anyone who runs at full speed within 60 seconds of coming back on after having been asked to leave the pitch for treatment by the ref gets a yellow card. Players could wear gps trackers and like a F1 car going through the pits they are restricted to a slower speed.

[Hoss]

Not sure who the player taking the kick was or the defender in the wall but in Tues. CL game, Barca had a kick taken with such ferocity against the Citeh wall, I thought the player blocking it would be killed! However he didn't even bloody flinch. However, I am sure if someone just brushed past him, and touched his face with an arm, he would hit the ground and roll for twenty seconds. These modern professional footballers are tough lads, why do they want to "show" that they are not?

[YateleyRoyal]

If a team puts the ball out for an opposition player who is injured, and he turns out to be ok, then they should get a free kick inside the opponent's half.

[WoodleyRoyal]

If a team puts the ball out for an opposition player who is injured, and he turns out to be ok, then they should get a penalty.

[paultheroyal]

If a team puts the ball out for an opposition player who is injured, and he turns out to be ok, then they should be awarded the game.

[No Fixed Abode]

Teams that are exempt from having to wear an away kit - shouldn't have an away kit.

[creative_username_1]

If a team puts the ball out for an opposition player who is injured, and he turns out to be ok, then they should be allowed to give him that injury.