Chants we should adopt

[sandman]

I'd like to see the Y26 Scope Patrol belting this out:

Reading4eva is a c*nt is a c*nt,
Reading4eva is a c*nt is a c*nt,
and I know, you know, everybody knows,
Reading4eva is a c*nt is a c*nt.

It doesn't quite scan, but if we all try and bang our Reading FC branded clap banners on the beat it should mask any issues with the rhythm.

How childish

Your Mum is childish, Nah nah nan nah nah.

[Cureton's Volley]

http://youtu.be/2CFXhjIoS9k?t=55s

We are the hoolihoops,
We are the hoolihoops.
We're in the Chronicle,
We're in the Chronicle.

http://youtu.be/_98h4HQUaWo?t=13s

Ooh stick you,
Your paper too,
Nick Gutter-idge!

[YateleyRoyal]

http://youtu.be/2CFXhjIoS9k?t=55s

We are the hoolihoops,
We are the hoolihoops.
We're in the Chronicle,
We're in the Chronicle.

http://youtu.be/_98h4HQUaWo?t=13s

Ooh stick you,
Your paper too,
Nick Gutter-idge!

GTFO

[No Fixed Abode]

Michael Hector - ?

First of the gang to die - Morrissey

Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

[liamobey]

Michael Hector - ?

First of the gang to die - Morrissey

Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

YES YES YES

[Pepe the Horseman]

As much as I h8 Morrisey, I would love it if we somehow got that one to stick. Hector probably wouldn't have a clue what we were going on about as well.

[Irvinchangeyaname]

Also, let's start up some better player chants and BRING BACK THE ALFIE TEQUILA CHANT, that new one can fukc off and I will continue to only sing the better one.

Massive +1 from me. Couldn't believe we dropped the one truly unique chant we had*!

* prepares to be corrected

Hate to break it to you mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I

Yes, sorry Genome, I knew it wasn't us that thought it up (far too original!). Still unique though.

[SPARTA]

I still miss the Mark McGhee songs. I don't care if it's almost been 20 years! (now I really do feel old)

"F**k off Mark McGhee
Oh what can it mean... to a
fat Scottish bastard and a
Shit National teeeeeeeeaaaaaaam"

It is a World Cup year after all!

"He's fat, he's round,
he's bouncing up and down,
Mark McGhee, Mark McGhee...



Good times!

[Cureton's Volley]

I still miss the Mark McGhee songs. I don't care if it's almost been 20 years! (now I really do feel old)

"F**k off Mark McGhee
Oh what can it mean... to a
fat Scottish bastard and a
Shit National teeeeeeeeaaaaaaam"

It is a World Cup year after all!

"He's fat, he's round,
he's bouncing up and down,
Mark McGhee, Mark McGhee...



Good times!

These were quality. Wolves at EP in the cup was best!

[6ft Kerplunk]

When we miss out on the playoffs we should adapt Radiohead's Creep for Adkins.

You're a creep
You're a weirdo
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

and replace the woo bits with motivational boos.

[peterroyal76]

Michael Hector - ?

First of the gang to die - Morrissey

Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

Or for the whole team -Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

[loyalroyaldaz]

We're shit and we know we are

Sung to the tune of:

We're shit and we know we are

[Y21]

I can imagine the "that was embarrassing" chant at the end of todays capitulation against Barnsley stands more chance of catching on than anything else on here. Especially if we carry being that shit at home.

[harry]

I can imagine the "that was embarrassing" chant at the end of todays capitulation against Barnsley stands more chance of catching on than anything else on here. Especially if we carry being that shit at home.

On the basis that they are getting relegated this season despite our attempts to save them we should have sung

"We'll see you in two years" instead of the normal "We'll see you all next year"

Feeling a bit

[Will95]

People should just start joining in when I sing Alfie - Tequila at away games and ousting that shit new one.

[Royal Lady]

"You're not fit to wear the hoops" might catch on if we play like last night too often.

[Cureton's Volley]

"You're not fit to wear the hoops" might catch on if we play like last night too often.

It would is our crappy shirts even featured hoops

[TheRoyalJoe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtBfK9obyA
Here's to you Garath McCleary.....

[sandman]

"You're not fit to wear the hoops" might catch on if we play like last night too often.

It would is our crappy shirts even featured hoops

They do, on the sleeves.

[Ian Royal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLz-t7o_2vg

same old response from this boring lot though. others sing it so we wont... oh and it's shit... apparently.

All our songs are sung by others so what's your point?

EXACTLY. yet our fans always refuse to adopt anything like this or Sparta's suggestion because they claim it's chavvy or over used elsewhere. it leaves us with blue army and a lot of clapping.. unless we are at home to a large away following who like to play up, we are boring as hell.

I don't like it not only because its ubiquitous, but also because I think it's tedious shit. Although its better than that moronic "I wanna go home" dirge. Literally everyone sings it. We've got plenty of songs that aren't sung by every single club to play us. Why not get behind them rather than trying to homogenise us further.

Either get it going or accept you're in a minority and come up with something others like.