FAO Pitch Invading twats

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by St Pauli » 07 May 2014 16:26

Green When we were at Elm Park, results didn't matter. You went on the pitch after the last game of the season, end of.

Yeh yeh the game's moved on you'll tell me, but I for one quite like it. You did it after cricket matches and that seems to work ok (even allowed on at half time).


We've had our disagreements over British cuisine in the past Green, but I'm in full agreement with you on something for the second time today.

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*England look silly when they do it.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by andrew1957 » 07 May 2014 16:54

I did not invade the pitch on Saturday - does that mean that I am definitely not a twat? Just wondered.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Green » 07 May 2014 16:59

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Mr Angry » 07 May 2014 17:07

When the final whistle went, all the players slumped to the ground, and there was no hint of anything other than failure to reach the play offs. The East Stand nearest to the away end started cheering and celebrating and that spread along the whole of the East Stand and into the North and West (There were even pictures of SJM suddenly applauding and some lass next to him clearly far happier than seeing the team make 7th).

The pitch invasion definitely started from the East Stand, and once it had begun the herd/lemming instinct took over.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Brian's left bollock » 07 May 2014 20:38

As someone in y26 that day in the corner ready to invade the pitch, news came through that we were not in the play offs. We then heard cheers from the west stand so we started cheering and ran on.


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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by AthleticoSpizz » 07 May 2014 20:44

Why run on to celebrate the play-offs?...don't recall that happening against Bournemouth all of those years ago...............even had we qualified, (on Saturday) we'd still have achieved the square-route of f11ck all.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by harry » 07 May 2014 21:34

andrew1957 I did not invade the pitch on Saturday - does that mean that I am definitely not a twat? Just wondered.


Maybe you're just not one of the pitch-invading variety :lol:

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by harry » 07 May 2014 21:39

Brian's left bollock As someone in y26 that day in the corner ready to invade the pitch, news came through that we were not in the play offs. We then heard cheers from the west stand so we started cheering and ran on.


The west stand were cheering because someone had replenished the supply of prawn sandwiches.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Brian's left bollock » 07 May 2014 21:44

AthleticoSpizz Why run on to celebrate the play-offs?...don't recall that happening against Bournemouth all of those years ago...............even had we qualified, (on Saturday) we'd still have achieved the square-route of f11ck all.

Why not? It is fun. I don't live my life worrying that anyone is going to disapprove of my over-zealous celebrations.


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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by harry » 07 May 2014 21:44

wally bassoon As my 7 year old daughter put it as we watched the the north stand, "I bet they feel like twits now daddy"


Your daughter needs to learn how to spell. I blame Michael Gove!

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by harry » 07 May 2014 21:59

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AthleticoSpizz Why run on to celebrate the play-offs?...don't recall that happening against Bournemouth all of those years ago...............even had we qualified, (on Saturday) we'd still have achieved the square-route of f11ck all.

Why not? It is fun. I don't live my life worrying that anyone is going to disapprove of my over-zealous celebrations.


And what exactly were you celebrating?

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Brian's left bollock » 07 May 2014 22:58

life.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Royal Ginger » 08 May 2014 03:11

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AthleticoSpizz Why run on to celebrate the play-offs?...don't recall that happening against Bournemouth all of those years ago...............even had we qualified, (on Saturday) we'd still have achieved the square-route of f11ck all.

Why not? It is fun. I don't live my life worrying that anyone is going to disapprove of my over-zealous celebrations.


Good. Because I disapprove.


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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Pandoras Box » 08 May 2014 12:52

The west stand were cheering because they slightly heard Y22+ a bit louder than the opposition fans for once.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Brian's left bollock » 08 May 2014 17:59

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AthleticoSpizz Why run on to celebrate the play-offs?...don't recall that happening against Bournemouth all of those years ago...............even had we qualified, (on Saturday) we'd still have achieved the square-route of f11ck all.

Why not? It is fun. I don't live my life worrying that anyone is going to disapprove of my over-zealous celebrations.


Good. Because I disapprove.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by percy_freeman » 08 May 2014 18:25

I didn't go on the pitch but my wife reckons I am a twat most of the time!

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Mr.Swainey » 08 May 2014 22:30

Pandoras Box The west stand were cheering because they slightly heard Y22+ a bit louder than the opposition fans for once.


I thought they were still cheering the fact that Akpan had left the pitch earlier on in the game.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Royal Ginger » 09 May 2014 03:15

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Brian's left bollock Why not? It is fun. I don't live my life worrying that anyone is going to disapprove of my over-zealous celebrations.


Good. Because I disapprove.

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by Extended-Phenotype » 09 May 2014 13:11

- Right; outside, now!
- No, my house, 20 minutes!
- Wha..wait...come back, I don't know where you live

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Re: FAO Pitch Invading twats

by AthleticoSpizz » 09 May 2014 18:40

Mr.Swainey
Pandoras Box The west stand were cheering because they slightly heard Y22+ a bit louder than the opposition fans for once.


I thought they were still cheering the fact that Akpan had left the pitch earlier on in the game.
over emphasised YAWN smiley

Akpan played ok in his cameo.

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