NEWSFLASH...... Centre Half Set to Sign for Royals

Sir Dodger Royal · by **Sir Dodger Royal** » 25 Apr 2005 21:20

Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.

Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.

Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.

Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.

No Ambition. No promotion.

That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Gav · by **Gav** » 26 Apr 2005 00:16

Sir Dodger Royal Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.

Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.

Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.

Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.

No Ambition. No promotion.

That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

We go on a winning run, Dodge shuts up... we lose one game and he's back. Like clockwork.

intensify02 · by **intensify02** » 26 Apr 2005 16:01

Sir Dodger Royal Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.

Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.

Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.

Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.

No Ambition. No promotion.

That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

what a cock

photo_royal · by **photo_royal** » 26 Apr 2005 23:15

Dodge the only thing we are worrying about is your mental welfare, because of that 'knackered player' we beat the league leaders and now promoted team Sunderland, because of the two oldest players, including Keown.

Everyone please do bare in mind keown was the little devil that half assaulted Ruud Van Nistelrooy at Old Tradford last season for Arsenal, and kept him and Man UTD out in that game, he's Experience and quality through and through, he won the premiership last year uhhhhh hello!?!?!?!

We out of the top 6 on goal difference you fool,

you notice whhat league were in? not the premiership, this league has no expectations. I can prove this, because i have real facts that actually exist.

No ambition no promotion? Do you know where we are in the table?

Dodger, tell us something you said that happened, go on

Or is your job telling lies?

*taxi for dodger royal*

floyd__streete · by **floyd__streete** » 23 Jun 2005 19:31

Sir Dodger Royal It's looking like Darren Powell will be a Reading player within the next 10 days. However according to Dodger's media chums the deal is reliant on Fitzroy Hall signing for Palace from Southampton.

Well, look at this - Dodger first with the news. 10 months ago

Sir Dodger Royal · by **Sir Dodger Royal** » 11 Sep 2005 10:57

Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.

I gather a new signing is imminent.

Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................

Alan Titchmarsh · by **Alan Titchmarsh** » 12 Sep 2005 09:07

Sir Dodger Royal Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.

I gather a new signing is imminent.

Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................

Come on then Mr Dodger who are we signing, who do your media chums reckon we're going for now whether a short term loan or not.......

moo · by **moo** » 05 Jul 2006 16:23

Sir Dodger Royal It's looking like Darren Powell will be a Reading player within the next 10 days. However according to Dodger's media chums the deal is reliant on Fitzroy Hall signing for Palace from Southampton.

SDR believes discussions are taking place at present and subject to terms being agreed Hall will sign for Palace.

This then means that Powell will be a fourth choice centre half and therefore is hoping he can resurrect the Reading move which was muted towards the end of last season.

I understand that Palace will be looking for at least £300K if the Royals wish to close the deal.

Having viewed Reading's two opening games then finding a relpacement for the ageing Williams does seem to be a priority. Indeed both Adie and Ivar were muscled out by West Hams young bucks plus Teddy OAP at Upton Park last night.

SDR believes Darren Powell would be the right signing but will the Madman dish the dosh again?

Decision within the next 7/10 days. Real Facts in Real Time from the main mannnnnnnn

Stay webwise for the Facts.

Im so excited, this has been such a long wait

Gordons Cumming · by **Gordons Cumming** » 05 Jul 2006 16:34

Alan Titchmarsh
Sir Dodger Royal Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.

I gather a new signing is imminent.

Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................

Come on then Mr Dodger who are we signing, who do your media chums reckon we're going for now whether a short term loan or not.......

..........and since when has he been the fountain of all knowledge?

Jay · by **Jay** » 05 Jul 2006 22:47

Regal_Royal nuts!!

Steady Spacey, steady!

Retired Fisherman · by **Retired Fisherman** » 26 Dec 2006 21:48

DARREN POWELOLOL

Oh the old days.

Stooper · by **Stooper** » 26 Dec 2006 23:05

Another one that SDR got spot on

RG30 · by **RG30** » 14 Sep 2007 09:57

BUMP!

Row Z Royal · by **Row Z Royal** » 14 Sep 2007 11:04

RG30 BUMP!

Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

SpaceCruiser · by **SpaceCruiser** » 14 Sep 2007 11:05

Row Z Royal
RG30 BUMP!

Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

Jay's porn, surely?

Coppelled Streets · by **Coppelled Streets** » 17 Sep 2007 06:30

SpaceCruiser
Row Z Royal
RG30 BUMP!

Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

Jay's porn, surely?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/468762/sexy_dog/ Wood achieved.

http://funnypets.punt.nl/upload/maart2006/Sexy_Dog.jpg

Oi Oi Saveloy · by **Oi Oi Saveloy** » 17 Sep 2007 09:53

Has he signed yet?

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 24 Sep 2007 13:48

Real Factssssssss

Since we have had a stuttering start this year, amazed that he hasn't come back.

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 26 Sep 2007 11:47

i wouldn't be surprised to see SDR come back soon.

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