World Cup Rhyming Slang

[liamobey]

I'll start.

Mexico's goalkeeer is called Jose de Jesus corona.
I'm not sure about Mex vs Cam but i do have a massive Jose de Jesus about Spain vs Holland.

[Whatevs]

can someone find a player who's name rhymes with pageonein

[liamobey]

Diego Godin

[Whatevs]

Anyone for sympathypost?

[Pepe the Horseman]

can someone find a player who's name rhymes with pageonein

Erm, Fredy Guarín?

[From Despair To Where?]

Gonzalo Higuain

[Flyingkiwi]

Steven Gerrard = Retard
Usage: "Look at him. He's fallen over again. Is there something wrong with him"?
"It's not his fault. He's a Steven Gerrard. He goes to a special school"
(Works on all levels. Not just rhyming slang)

Joe Hart = Fart
Usage: "Jesus! What's that smell. Did someone drop a Joe Hart?
(Makes a change from Joe Hart dropping things)

Daniel Sturridge = Courage
Usage: "If Joe Hart had any Daniel Sturridge, he'd've thrown himself at the feet of the opposing centre-forward".
(Just like Daniel Sturridge throws himself at the feet of the opposing goalkeeper)

Leighton Baines = Stains
Usage: "England shouldn't wear white. You can see all the Leighton Baines on their shirts".
"To be fair; that sort of shit will stain anything"

[leon]

Steven Gerrard = Retard
Usage: "Look at him. He's fallen over again. Is there something wrong with him"?
"It's not his fault. He's a Steven Gerrard. He goes to a special school"
(Works on all levels. Not just rhyming slang)

Joe Hart = Fart
Usage: "Jesus! What's that smell. Did someone drop a Joe Hart?
(Makes a change from Joe Hart dropping things)

Daniel Sturridge = Courage
Usage: "If Joe Hart had any Daniel Sturridge, he'd've thrown himself at the feet of the opposing centre-forward".
(Just like Daniel Sturridge throws himself at the feet of the opposing goalkeeper)

Leighton Baines = Stains
Usage: "England shouldn't wear white. You can see all the Leighton Baines on their shirts".
"To be fair; that sort of shit will stain anything"

to be fair England have always bottled tournaments so none of this should be a surprise

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Raheem Sterling = Curling.

"Why is Wazzer always the last one out of the dressing room?"
"He's Raheem Sterling one out - he had a massive kebab this morning."

[liamobey]

Raheem Sterling = Curling.

"Why is Wazzer always the last one out of the dressing room?"
"He's Raheem Sterling one out - he had a massive kebab this morning."

*sends whatsapp to friends' worldcup group pretending it's his own*

[Royal Ginger]

Surely the phrase would be "He's Raheem(ing?) one out" You'd not use the Sterling, such is the way rhyming slang works.