CONFIMRED - Oliver Norwood

[Pepe the Horseman]

My god.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Don't just lie there you dick, call a fucking abulance

[Esteban]

Sounds like the machine is in full swing with lengthy Get Reading articles talking up what a great signing he'd be and the loyal twitterati jumping through any hoop to defend our transfer policy, talking like we are about to unearth a gem of Fabregas standards.

Hope they are right but can't help but feel this is probably a bit closer to an Akpan/Blackman type signing.

At least Norwood isn't joining us from a side two leagues below us. That's progress right there.

[The Rouge]

Me you and Maguire

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lolzafest

[Ouroboros]

Don't just lie there you dick, call a fucking abulance

He's too busy LAUGHING

[Pepe the Horseman]

I can't call an abulance because apparently I don't have any arms.

[Extended-Phenotype]

This is a horror show. Not helped by Esteban wandering over and casually chatting about transfers like limbless folk aren't laying around in the street in need of urgent help.

[Pepe the Horseman]

He's fugging twisted. Maybe Esteban cambiasso to help us.

Cambiasso.

Cam be ass o.

Can't be arsed o.

Can't be arsed.

No?

[Esteban]

This is a horror show. Not helped by Esteban wandering over and casually chatting about transfers like limbless folk aren't laying around in the street in need of urgent help.

You can blame my Central American heritage. Mutilated gringos are commonplace on the streets of Panama*, I barely even noticed you.


* This may not be true, I've never actually been. But my granddad seemed to think he was badass, so, you know, could happen.

[maffff]

Don't just lie there you dick, call a fucking abulance

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[Pepe the Horseman]

Oh here comes the fcuking white knight.

[The Rouge]

The latest scene as the ambulance arrives...

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[Cape Town Royal]

This is a horror show. Not helped by Esteban wandering over and casually chatting about transfers like limbless folk aren't laying around in the street in need of urgent help.

Oh here comes the fcuking white knight.

White Knights.... What??? Are we back in Southern States America again??? Careful 'extended' with you having no legs and all.. if those Knights stick a cross in the ground... crawl like Fvck!!!!

[The Rouge]

Its unrealistic for someone whose legs are detached for their body to be pouring scorn on someone for coming to rescue them. They may decide to let you lol yourself to death.

[Ouroboros]

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Distracted by EP's frenzied cheering, the ambulance runs Pepe over leaving a pool of blood on the road.

[Maguire]

Me you and Maguire

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lol

(that's just a lol, not a picture of Royston drowning)

[Cape Town Royal]

Me you and Maguire

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lol

(that's just a lol, not a picture of Royston drowning)

lol - Can we delay signing Oliver Norwood just so we can keep this thread going!!

[Extended-Phenotype]

The latest scene as the ambulance arrives...

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I've tried to run away from the ambulance but my legs haven't followed me

[floyd__streete]

Never heard of this bloke

Presumably he's injured, if Adkins is signing him

[WoodleyRoyal]

then all hell breaks loose