New Player Songs For...

[kwik-silva]

We also don't have a decent song for McCleary. (Can we really still sing made Chelsea look shite. A game which we eventually lost TWENTY-ONE months ago)

I thought it's 'Messi'?

[Lovely hot donuts!]

We also don't have a decent song for McCleary. (Can we really still sing made Chelsea look shite. A game which we eventually lost TWENTY-ONE months ago)

I thought it's 'Messi'?

Is it?

[liamobey]

Don't worry. In our last premiership season I heard a lad, of about 16, singing along to the BLUE ARMY chant.....Well, he thought he was singing along. What he was actually doing was shouting "WE ARE MEN" to the tune of the Blue Army song.

[Pepe the Horseman]

"WE HEART MEN"

[JakeTheRoyal]

I always get confused if it is hoops or blues when we do that really slow chant. It was always hoops but then the more we sing it the more every one else seems to say blues

[harry]

I always get confused if it is hoops or blues when we do that really slow chant. It was always hoops but then the more we sing it the more every one else seems to say blues

Thank you. I'm not the only one. It always used to be "hoops". To me it sounds more like "moose" now which I have a reasonable degree of confidence isn't what anyone is singing but would be on a surreal par with Bill Oddie.

[JakeTheRoyal]

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=don't%20 ... ay%20&sm=1

Dont sell Obita, Jordan Obita
You just don't seen to understand
if you sell Obita, Jordan Obita
You are going to have a riot on your hands.

[Will95]

No.

[JakeTheRoyal]

He scores a goal and East stand go wild
And I just can't seem to get enough of him
du du du du du du du duuuu
du du du du du du du duuuu
Jor-dan O-Bi-Ta

[Mr.Swainey]

'Windmill the Maidstone...'

[repeat until into the Maidstone enclosure]

[Blue & White Soup]

please please please tell me others are on board with this song but for Obita?! Works perfectly..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I

[JakeTheRoyal]

Jem really needs a song

[maffff]

Ohhh Michael Hecccttttttoorrrrrr.


Karacan-can-can he's our local kebab man.

What you mean is Jem needs to be fit and playing.

[SPARTA]

Jem really needs a song

He already has two.

[westongeezer]

Pearce:


He'll pearce we he wants
He'll pearce we he wants
He's not Morrison He'll pearce we he wants....

[maffff]

Pearce:


He'll pearce we he wants
He'll pearce we he wants
He's not Morrison He'll pearce we he wants....

Did Dave-Royal co-write that?

[harry]

Pearce:


He'll pearce we he wants
He'll pearce we he wants
He's not Morrison He'll pearce we he wants....

Is "we" meant to be "where" without 60% of the letters? Or perhaps "when", missing only the 50%?

While we're at it, are you Hammond?

[MmmMonsterMunch]

This thread needs resurrecting - a lot of new faces around.

One for Kuhl:

Aaron, Aaron Kuhl
Aaron, Aaron Kuhl

To the tune of Daddy Cool

Wasn't that the song for De la Cruz too?

[Cripple Creek]

Oliver Norwood, Er ist Gut,
That's "he is good"
In English and it's
Oh so true,

Yes it is
Yes it is

Oooh Ollie Norwood
Oooh Ollie Norwood

[Royal Prince]

Anton Ferdinand's magic,
He wears a baseball cap,
That's a racial stereotype,
I made because he's black.

I meant that in good humour,
I'm sorry to be blunt,
At least I'm not John Terry,
Coz he's a massive pcunt,

Ohhhhh, we hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We are the Chelsea haters!