New Player Songs For...

[liamobey]

Oliver Norwood is on his waaay
Oliver Norwood is here to staaaay
I hope he's better than Sean Evers
And Emerse Fae

[Vision]

Anton Ferdinand's magic,
He wears a baseball cap,
That's a racial stereotype,
I made because he's black.

I meant that in good humour,
I'm sorry to be blunt,
At least I'm not John Terry,
Coz he's a massive pcunt,

Ohhhhh, we hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We are the Chelsea haters!

[Brum Royal]

Anton Ferdinand's magic,
He wears a baseball cap,
That's a racial stereotype,
I made because he's black.

I meant that in good humour,
I'm sorry to be blunt,
At least I'm not John Terry,
Coz he's a massive pcunt,

Ohhhhh, we hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We are the Chelsea haters!

Fantastic work RP. ALOL at that.

[liamobey]

Anton Ferdinand's magic,
He wears a baseball cap,
That's a racial stereotype,
I made because he's black.

I meant that in good humour,
I'm sorry to be blunt,
At least I'm not John Terry,
Coz he's a massive pcunt,

Ohhhhh, we hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea. We are the Chelsea haters!

[arthurfondrelli]

We've got the best defence in the wooooorld
We've got Pearce and Gunter
Cummings and Hector
and Federici in gooooooaaaaaaaal ooooooh oooooh oooooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayivhplxuwM

[paultheroyal]

We've got the best defence in the wooooorld
We've got Pearce and Gunter
Cummings and Hector
and Federici in gooooooaaaaaaaal ooooooh oooooh oooooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayivhplxuwM

Proper chant that from Liverpool but hey we have get

Adam Federici do do do

[Royal Ginger]

OlIiiver Norwood #clap# #clap£ #clap# #clap# #clap#

I think we can probably just about manage that.

[Royal Ginger]

We've got the best defence in the wooooorld
We've got Pearce and Gunter
Cummings and Hector
and Federici in gooooooaaaaaaaal ooooooh oooooh oooooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayivhplxuwM

Proper chant that from Liverpool but hey we have get

Adam Federici do do do

Interesting, I always thought of the do do dos as preceding Adam Federici as per the conga.

[The Cube]

We really care about Anton (hero)
We really care about him
Also we care about
Reading FC

[SPARTA]

Babyyy, you're gonna be the one that saves meee,
and after alllll,
you're my Aaaaroonnn Kuuuhhhllll

[P!ssed Off]

Babyyy, you're gonna be the one that saves meee,
and after alllll,
you're my Aaaaroonnn Kuuuhhhllll

I thought we were singing "Maybe", as per the actual song.

Good song though.

[bobby1413]

Babyyy, you're gonna be the one that saves meee,
and after alllll,
you're my Aaaaroonnn Kuuuhhhllll

That's a good 'un

Easy, can just mumble the words if you have no idea what's going on and better than just shouting sometimes name

[P!ssed Off]

Think everyone knows Wonderwall tbf.
Anyway, his family were sat about 4 rows from the top of the Reading bit, next to all the noise. Bet they enjoyed hearing that, (not being sarcastic, he had a great following today, fan favourite already.)

[Brum Royal]

Liked Wonderwall for Aaron Kuhl on Saturday, slightly more inventive than "Daddy Cool" which is what I expected him to get.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I was looking for some action,
But all I found was cigarettes and Aaron Kuhl.


You're Norwood floating underwater,
Breaking into pieces, pieces, pieces.
Just Norwood, hollow and of no use,
Waterfalls will find you, bind you, grind you.

[tidus_mi2]

Liked Wonderwall for Aaron Kuhl on Saturday, slightly more inventive than "Daddy Cool" which is what I expected him to get.

Ha, that would have been my bright idea for Aaron Kuhl, good thing I'm not making up the songs!

[bcubed]

I was looking for some action,
But all I found was cigarettes and Aaron Kuhl.


You're Norwood floating underwater,
Breaking into pieces, pieces, pieces.
Just Norwood, hollow and of no use,
Waterfalls will find you, bind you, grind you.

Or Dr Feelgood's Milk and Aaron Kuhl?

[Royal Biscuitman]

If he gets injured towards the end of the season, I assume we won't start singing "Kuhllllls out for the summer".

Anyway, Prince Charming by Adam Ant works for Sean Cummings..... I don't even think the words need changing other than Prince Charming/Sean Cummings.

Sean Cummings
Sean Cummings
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

[maffff]

needs a chorus about kicking himself in the head

[kwik-silva]

"We've got a brand new Thai Consortium"

Repeat