The Yak

[Snowball]

I'm his mother

[Scutterbucketz]

Here's an article written in 2005 when he signed for Middlesbrough. It states that he was 22.

http://www.worldsoccer.com/news/yakubu- ... ugh-63666#

[Snowball]

Here's an article written in 2005 when he signed for Middlesbrough. It states that he was 22.

http://www.worldsoccer.com/news/yakubu- ... ugh-63666#

and you will see the same (pro-rata) for his other signings


If The Yak is 36-37-38-39-40-41 that means a lot of managers have been VERY dumb
some spending kerzillions to sign him. Seems strange that they keep doing it.

[leon]

LOL @ anyone who said Yakubu was a joke signing. He's pretty much already been worth it thanks to that goal and has already proven he is better than anything we already had.

The Yak is a class act who clearly has talent and is a natural proven goalscorer and has shown that over the years, and only needed once chance to prove it to us on Saturday. Unlike Pog who is supposedly a class player but has proven nothing, not just here but thoughout his career.

happy to be proved wrong - if he can do that week in week out then great

[Hampshire Royal]

I couldn't care less if he's 32 or 92. The goal he scored on Saturday was pure class. Here's to many more this season.

[From Despair To Where?]

Here's an article written in 2005 when he signed for Middlesbrough. It states that he was 22.

http://www.worldsoccer.com/news/yakubu- ... ugh-63666#

and you will see the same (pro-rata) for his other signings


If The Yak is 36-37-38-39-40-41 that means a lot of managers have been VERY dumb
some spending kerzillions to sign him. Seems strange that they keep doing it.

Plus, if he is in his late 30's or early 40's it makes his goal scoring record all the more remarkable

[linkenholtroyal]

only thing that worries me is that if he signs a 2 yr contract at the end of the season, will we have to have stannah stairlifts installed everywhere and ramps for his mobility scooter (this will cost the club a lot) also they will have to put a special box in the changing rooms to put his pipe and slippers in when he is playing

[Silver Fox]

LOLz!!!1!!1!! It's because he's old!!1!1!!!

[Extended-Phenotype]

LOLz!!!1!!1!! It's because he's old!!1!1!!!

[Big Foot]

The Nigerian Prince is ready to go

[Maguire]

He is SO rubbish. Don't let that goal at Derby fool anyone into thinking otherwise.

[linkenholtroyal]

commentator 1 And here is Yakubu coming off the bench to warm up,
commentator 2 Is that a new haircut,
commentator 1 yes I believe he is sporting the first ever blue rinse Mohican seen in the English leagues.

[Whatevs]

commentator 1 And here is Yakubu coming off the bench to warm up,
commentator 2 Is that a new haircut,
commentator 1 yes I believe he is sporting the first ever blue rinse Mohican seen in the English leagues.

Go home and have a serious think about this post.

[Extended-Phenotype]

commentator 1 And here is Yakubu coming off the bench to warm up,
commentator 2 Is that a new haircut,
commentator 1 yes I believe he is sporting the first ever blue rinse Mohican seen in the English leagues.

Go home and have a serious think about this post.

Then go to the shops and buy me a sandwich

[linkenholtroyal]

commentator 1 And here is Yakubu coming off the bench to warm up,
commentator 2 Is that a new haircut,
commentator 1 yes I believe he is sporting the first ever blue rinse Mohican seen in the English leagues.

Go home and have a serious think about this post.

Then go to the shops and buy me a sandwich

Any particular flavour and do you want crisps???

[Extended-Phenotype]

Any particular flavour and do you want crisps???

Anything but kettle chips. They are like eating broken crockery.

Chicken sandwich, please.

[YateleyRoyal]

Any particular flavour and do you want crisps???

Anything but kettle chips. They are like eating broken crockery.

Chicken sandwich, please.

What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

[linkenholtroyal]

Any particular flavour and do you want crisps???

Anything but kettle chips. They are like eating broken crockery.

Chicken sandwich, please.

Ive posted it second class so it maybe there sometime next week it may not

[Extended-Phenotype]

Any particular flavour and do you want crisps???

Anything but kettle chips. They are like eating broken crockery.

Chicken sandwich, please.

What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

Yesterday I got a lethal shard of kettle chip stuck in between my tooth and gum on the first munch. I couldn't get it out all day. Had to get drunk and wait for it to fall out of its own accord.

Which is comparable to my penis in many respects.

[Hampshire Royal]

Extended-Phenotype said:
"Yesterday I got a lethal shard of kettle chip stuck in between my tooth and gum on the first munch.

Which is comparable to my penis in many respects."

God I hate it when I trap my penis between my tooth and gum!!