Armadillo Roadkill Maybe we could order some rumblestix? Lyrics sheets on seats? Maybe a karaoke sing-along on the big screen?
Why are these awful ideas? You know, deep in your hearts, why these are all crap ideas - because they've been artificially introduced in a top down fashion. It only works if it comes from the fans, not from the club's marketing department.
So. Terry and June it is. Used to have that as my ringtone, back in the days when you could programme your own into your Nokia 3310.
Except "the fans" are too busy fixating in the direction of the away fans whilst coming up with a feeble "back to your shithole" response to a feeble song about Reading being "a shithole".
Personally I'd make "Gloryhole" by Steel Panther the club anthem but Sweet Caroline will suffice for now.