Semi final tickets?

[WoodleyRoyal]

[No Fixed Abode]

Check the guns out.

[Royal Lady]

Theres only one dave Royal,
only one Dave Royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a Dave Royal wonderland.

2nd Verse;

Theres only one dave royal,
theres only one dave royal,
His knuckles he drags,
needs colostomy bags,
bullshits in dave royal wonderland!

Repeat/vary/make up more.

We need a shorter one along the lines of the Bill Oddie one so its easier to remember.

Dave Royal
Dave Royal
Make sure your pants you don't soil

[OldBiscuit]

There's only one dave royal,
only one dave royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a dave royal wonderland.

Then just do the first verse and repeat!

[peterroyal76]

There's only one dave royal,
only one dave royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a dave royal wonderland.

Then just do the first verse and repeat!

Why don't every one stop picking on me Special Needs Man you all Fu---CK sick Sad C--unt..

Yeah......everyone leave Dave alone, he is Mr RFC.

[leicsRoyal]

A special club anthem for Mr RFC...........you know the tune

Then it began,
I can't believe it's showing'
But then I know it's building strong

Was in my mind
Then it became much lower
I couldn't believe what was going on.

Cloth, touchin' cloth
Sneakin' out, what a mess it's made of me

Sweet Dave-Royal

[Martin41]

Dave royal, stop being a twat, and people will stop having a go!
Also no one believes you are (as you put it special needs). I think the term you are looking for is learning difficulties.
Saying special needs is pretty derogatory.......
Also how old are you?
And when is he getting removed from here??

[Green]

Hi Martin41

[Scutterbucketz]

Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.

[Martin41]

Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.

Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?

[theresayakonthepitch]

To the que cera cera tune.......

Dave royal royal
He's rfcs number one
But shit just drips out his bum
Dave royal royal

Or........to the 'McDermott' tune..........

Dave royal whoa
Dave royal whoa
As a fan he's fcuking class
But he can't control his arse
Dave royal whoa
Dave royal whoa

2s my favourite I think as it gives him some credit.

[3points]

Loving the dave royal chants

[Scutterbucketz]

Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.

Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?

I go one better and ignore it.

[kane_4]

There's only one Dave Royal

Nice and simple, yet nice and neutral

[jd82]

Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.

Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?

I go one better and ignore it.

'xactly - you're either abusing someone who is educationally subnormal, or giving a troll the oxygen of reply. Either way you come out looking somewhat foolish, in this man's opinion

[RG30]

28,500 sold. Closing in slowly

[Norfolk Royal]

I find the Dave Royal 'character' quite entertaining so I don't support the campaign to ban him, but he does give the game away a bit sometimes if you look carefully. How?

His use of conjunctive sentences along with the following comparative adjectives and adverbs would be too complex for a person of very low intelligence or special needs to construct.

[AirRaidSiren]

I find the Dave Royal 'character' quite entertaining so I don't support the campaign to ban him, but he does give the game away a bit sometimes if you look carefully. How?

His use of conjunctive sentences along with the following comparative adjectives and adverbs would be too complex for a person of very low intelligence or special needs to construct.

Exactly this.

Those showing low intelligence are the ones falling for it/berating 'him' tbh.

[loyalroyaldaz]

There's only one Dave-Royal
There's only one Dave-Royal
With his shitty Pants and his retard Limp
Dave-Royal's a f..ucking Gimp

[Ian Royal]

Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?

I go one better and ignore it.

'xactly - you're either abusing someone who is educationally subnormal, or giving a troll the oxygen of reply. Either way you come out looking somewhat foolish, in this man's opinion

+1

React and you're either a kunt or a cretin. Big win guys, keep it up.