Those Fake Hoops...

[Ouroboros]

He's also blatently holding his stomach in.

[6ft Kerplunk]

Whilst the chins don't lie I'm nor sure why we'd take anything seriously that Harry says involving numbers.

[Winston Smith]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/qpr-boss-harry-redknapp-claims-4473879

[Pepe the Horseman]

Reckon he's sucking that in as well.

[6ft Kerplunk]

Nice to see Fernandes has stepped in and told the pair of them to stop being twats. 'Arry out by Christmas?

[TFF]

Nice to see Fernandes has stepped in and told the pair of them to stop being twats.

Which is, tbf, a bit harsh on Taraabt

[SPARTA]

QPR fan (and old boy) at work "not paying those prices to watch that any more"...

How's that new 40,000 stadium coming along?

[Angry Shed Sex]

Taarabt says he isn't overweight.

Tbf he appears to have a point.

He's that thin he desperately needs a belt to keep his jeans up.

[Tredder]

that's better

[Pepe the Horseman]

Good result for you lot, but you really were utter shite. Villa are in trouble.

[LUX]

Damn, I was a'rootin an' a'tootin for your boys today, Tredds.

[Zammo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcQP33dG4ps

ALOL - this is sooooo bad, it's actually quite good.....ok, no it isn't

Still, it's the first time I've understood anything that has come out of Rio's mouth.

Merry Xmas from the fake hoops!

[sandman]

It's always a White Christmas for Charlie Austin.

[From Despair To Where?]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcQP33dG4ps

ALOL - this is sooooo bad, it's actually quite good.....ok, no it isn't

Still, it's the first time I've understood anything that has come out of Rio's mouth.

Merry Xmas from the fake hoops!

I gave up at Shaun Wright-Phillips wearing a Santa beard.

[Whatevs]

Taarabt says he isn't overweight.

Tbf he appears to have a point.

I would expect a pro-footballer to a be a bit more toned than that though. No sign of a 6-pack.

Got to agree with Kesmond here. Whatever the optimal % of body fat is for a football player you'd expect someone in the prem to maintain that level during the season

[ayjaydee]

The fakies are seriously under performing against their wage bill according to the latest Deloitte figures.
8th highest wage bill in the division

[Ian Royal]

The fakies are seriously under performing against their wage bill according to the latest Deloitte figures.
8th highest wage bill in the division

What's new?

[Coppelled_Streets]

The fakies are seriously under performing against their wage bill according to the latest Deloitte figures.
8th highest wage bill in the division

And unpaid fines to the Football League which if remain unpaid 'should' result in them not having a place in the FL next season if they're relegated.

[Pepe the Horseman]

It's bollocks though, isn't it? They'll obviously pay up if they get relegated, but if they stay up they'll just continue to ignore it.

[Brum Royal]

13-14 figure first, 12-13 figure in brackets

8. QPR (4th in Championship): wages 75.3m (78m); turnover 38.7m (60.6m) ; wages to turnover ratio 195% (129%); loss after tax -9.7m (operating loss 65.3m but £60m debt write off as one-off income injection) (-65.4m loss)