Season ahead

[genome]

Sorry, that was a little out of line.

[Norfolk Royal]

An obvious mum joke was missed on this thread when someone said his mum would have the police 'on her.'

Surely one of the wittier members of the board should have shot back with something along the lines of 'She's already had the police on her,' or a variation of that, thus implying that his mother was free with her favours to assorted members of HM Constabulary.

[genome]

He seems to have an in-depth knowledge of what my mother says.

It's hard not too when I bang her every night.

I'm concerned my mum might have the police on her for paedophilia if your claim is true.

She's already had the police on her.

[Starry Blue Hooped Wonder]

Looks like some of the local schools have broken up for summer. It's going to be a long 6 weeks . . .

[Norfolk Royal]

An obvious mum joke was missed on this thread when someone said his mum would have the police 'on her.'

Surely one of the wittier members of the board should have shot back with something along the lines of 'She's already had the police on her,' or a variation of that, thus implying that his mother was free with her favours to assorted members of HM Constabulary.

Or indeed the members of the pop group Police, including Sting.

[Green]

An oldie but a goodie, thanks to our friends over at LOLpirates for hosting

[Brosef Stalin]

The only 'fcuking' I'll be doing is your mum.

yeah.....in her bum!

[ShoreLark]

CRINGE

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

[tidus_mi2]

CRINGE

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

Oh, you're back.

[ShoreLark]

CRINGE

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

Oh, you're back.

Yeah no wifi at your mum's place and she kept me a while.

[ShoreLark]

I'm concerned my mum might have the police on her for paedophilia if your claim is true.

She's already had the police on her.

I have been known to volunteer for the force but I was strictly off duty when things got past oral.

[donface]

Hi ShoreLark

If you could have a superpower for the day, what would it be and why? You're not allowed invisibility.

Or Flying.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here donfers, but I'm guessing it's going to be your mum.

[donface]

That's not a superpower Pepe. Let's let ShoreLarkers speak for himself. OK?!

Also, my mum's 63, so I guess his tastes are a bit niche. Fair play, it's probably a great untapped resource.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Not sure about untapped. Amirite?!

[Rollerbob]

Not sure about untapped. Amirite?!

[melonhead]

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

Oh, you're back.

Yeah no wifi at your mum's place and she kept me a while.

BOOM!

[ShoreLark]

Hi ShoreLark

If you could have a superpower for the day, what would it be and why? You're not allowed invisibility.

Or Flying.

The ability to go back in time and change the past, or predict the future.

That way I could could've told myself last week 'ShoreLark, don't bother with donface's mum tonight - She's not what she used to be.'

[donface]

That's very hurtful.

[ShoreLark]

That's very hurtful.

I hurt her more with my actions, last night.