Season ahead

[Rollerbob]

Jeeeze guys, stop flirting all over this thread.

[genome]

That's very hurtful.

I hurt her more with my actions, last night.

Don't be so rough. Hold her gently, like you wouldst a lover, lying in a field, nestled in the shade of a mighty oak tree. Perhap you're gently petting - having just enjoyed a hamper of chilled white wine and a selection of continental cheeses.

Bon Appetit.

[donface]

I feel like i should maybe call my mum.

[ShoreLark]

I feel like i should maybe call my mum.

Not between 6-9pm tonight though - Don't want you interrupting us.

[Green]

WRTTOP - how's the blog going, ShoreLark?

[ShoreLark]

Jeeeze guys, stop flirting all over this thread.

The only flirting I'll be doing is with your mum, although I've pretty much won her over now.

[ShoreLark]

WRTTOP - how's the blog going, ShoreLark?

It's going as well as your mum f*cked me last night, and she was a bit of a let down.

[LUX]

Shorelark, are you a top Hollywood comedy scriptwriter.

My Mum says you should be.

[royaltxd]

The only thing better than reading this thread is spending time with ShoreLarks mum.

Boom.

[Ian Royal]

The only thing better than reading this thread is spending time with ShoreLarks mum.

Boom.

oxf*rd hell. That's a bit out of order.

[ShoreLark]

Shorelark, are you a top Hollywood comedy scriptwriter.

My Mum says you should be.

I'd love to be a Hollywood scriptwriter, but I'm worried if I did become one I wouldn't be able to spend so much time with your mum - And neither of us are keen on that.

[Davezk]

God I hate schoolkids thinking they are hilarious with their mum jokes

[RustyRoyal]

God I hate schoolkids thinking they are hilarious with their mum jokes

Pre-emptive ShoreLark "Your Mum thinks my mum jokes are hilarious!" comment.

[fruits]

Can someone put a stop to one of the most boring subjects ever.

[sandman]

'greed.

This ShoreLark is the biggest c[u]nt I've seen since your Mum's.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I think he's fcuking Hilarious.

Hilarious is your mums nickname, by the way.

[Rollerbob]

'greed.

This ShoreLark is the biggest c[u]nt I've seen since your Mum's.

[ShoreLark]

Who would have thought it started with a simple blog post?













































































Well, apart from your mum.

[RoyallyFcuked]

'greed.

This ShoreLark is the biggest c[u]nt I've seen since your Mum's.

Oh very witty

[JIM]

Really progressive club Royals, See READING FC. opening page, not enough numbers for new players, We still have JASON ROBERTS in the numbers list. Come on admin get a grip update your opening page.