Dear Reading FC,
Thank you for a wonderful day out yesterday at Royal Land. I was half expecting a crowd of pissed up blokes enjoying themselves! How wrong I was! I love how you have turned the East Stand into a family play area now, it helps me enjoy the fire, the cuddly bears and the £4.60 lager substitute. We even saw the Queen and her family and heard the rousing Speech she gave us!!! Thank you once again. There used to be a terrible football club here - now we have this wonderful theme park. Best Wishes!!!