Portsmouth (A) match thread sponsored by "the bell"

[Woodcote Royal]

Woodcote is a total bellend and baiting him is something to do whilst I listen to us not score.

Your best chance of getting a normal life might involve flushing that keyboard down the nearest bog

[Lacoste]

ALOL-Habsi

ALOL-Flapsi

Don't forget though, he was never on trial, He was too good for that according to Clolarke.

I swear, Clolarke speaks with such delusional authority, he has tricked most of you into thinking he's a good manager. He's tricked Dellor too by the sounds of things. Thinks the sun shines out of his arse.

Note to all, just because a manager speaks well and with conviction, doesn't make him a good manager as Adie pointed out pre-match.

He is losing to a bunch of Portsmouth kids. A Portsmouth team who have made 8 changes.

[BonBoh]

Al Whoopsie more like...

[SCIAG]

Dan Lincoln's still without a club...

[semtex1871]

Al-Woopsi




Edit....damn you BonBoh!!

[Ian Royal]

I'd like to say at 1-0 down you're always in the game still as all it takes is a moment of magic. But I'm just not sure we've got a second goal in us even if we manage the first.

I'm going to be uncharacteristically positive (for Clarke's tenure) and say we'll still win this 1-2.

[Niko]

Al Whoopsie more like...

Soon to be Al Crapsie. (How long can we keep this going?)

[genome]

I'd like to say at 1-0 down you're always in the game still as all it takes is a moment of magic. But I'm just not sure we've got a second goal in us even if we manage the first.

I'm going to be uncharacteristically positive (for Clarke's tenure) and say we'll still win this 1-2.

So you don't think we'll score two goals but you think we'll score two goals?

[SCIAG]

Al-Bad Goalkeeper

[sandman]

Hector having a great game by the sounds.

[RoyalBlue]

Hector didn't exactly cover himself with glory their either. Watching the goals on sky.

The keeper is a fcuking joke though.

Al-Habsi should have made it absolutely clear that it was his ball, kicking Hector into the stand in the process if that was necessary!

Every time he played against us he produced howlers (even though they didn't always lead to goals) so why the hell did Clarke, no doubt encouraged by chats with his mate Beasant, sign him?!

[Ian Royal]

I'd like to say at 1-0 down you're always in the game still as all it takes is a moment of magic. But I'm just not sure we've got a second goal in us even if we manage the first.

I'm going to be uncharacteristically positive (for Clarke's tenure) and say we'll still win this 1-2.

So you don't think we'll score two goals but you think we'll score two goals?

Head vs Heart.

[RoyalBlue]

Where is Stuart Taylor when we need him?!

[Esteban]

Hector didn't exactly cover himself with glory their either. Watching the goals on sky.

The keeper is a fcuking joke though.

Al-Habsi should have made it absolutely clear that it was his ball, kicking Hector into the stand in the process if that was necessary!

Every time he played against us he produced howlers (even though they didn't always lead to goals) so why the hell did Clarke, no doubt encouraged by chats with his mate Beasant, sign him?!

And when he didn't, Hector should take charge and clear it. No communication, Hector is captain, he should have dealt it. Just as bad as each other.

[nottingham royals]

At this rate it won't be long before we start playing Portsmouth more often in the league!

[Millsy]

Am I right in thinking Al Habsi is a bit sh*t?

[CountryRoyal]

Already game over. We won't score.

[RoyalBlue]

Hector didn't exactly cover himself with glory their either. Watching the goals on sky.

The keeper is a fcuking joke though.

Al-Habsi should have made it absolutely clear that it was his ball, kicking Hector into the stand in the process if that was necessary!

Every time he played against us he produced howlers (even though they didn't always lead to goals) so why the hell did Clarke, no doubt encouraged by chats with his mate Beasant, sign him?!

And when he didn't, Hector should take charge and clear it. No communication, Hector is captain, he should have dealt it. Just as bad as each other.

No, in that situation it is always down to the keeper to make the call. There should have been no need for Hector to do anything but get out of the effing way when Ali The Clown screamed at him.

[RoyalBlue]

Am I right in thinking Al Habsi is a bit sh*t?

So sh*t they they are thinking of reopening the Whitley sewage works to deal with him!

[sandman]

Oh Hec.