We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

[sandman]

Ridiculous to pay that sort of money for a player you can get for nothing next summer, could turn out to be a lucky, if embarrassing, escape for Madrid.

[stealthpapes]

Heard this morning that RM uploaded the docs into the online Transfer Management System in the wrong format. By the time they got a call to say the docs couldn't be opened it was too late.

Lolz

Any one of the images from above, or

[genome]

The GIF that just keeps on giving

Slightly better quality version but cuts off Giggs a bit:

[Brosef Stalin]

Not sure this is the worst thing that can happen to United...bit embarrassing for the two clubs
but not the end of the world.

United get a world class keeper for the season (next window?) who knows what will happen in the future

Real may get him for nothing or they may be hit with transfer embargo's because of their dodgy dealings
(although I very much doubt FFP will still be functional by then)

[Sanguine]

They already have a decent stopper in Romero. They get the marginal benefit of De Gea for a season (if his head is in the game) and then lose him for nothing. BriLOLOLiant.

[paultheroyal]

They already have a decent stopper in Romero. They get the marginal benefit of De Gea for a season (if his head is in the game) and then lose him for nothing. BriLOLOLiant.

Absolutely this.

Cant see him being totally on it and every error scrutinised.

Man Utd transfer dealings look shocking.

[Winston Smith]

Monaco saying that that the total fee they will receive for Martial if all add on payments are met is €80M

[From Despair To Where?]

Leaving yesterdays match

Is the security bloke's neck doing an impression of Van Gaal?

[Brosef Stalin]

They already have a decent stopper in Romero. They get the marginal benefit of De Gea for a season (if his head is in the game) and then lose him for nothing. BriLOLOLiant.

Absolutely this.

Cant see him being totally on it and every error scrutinised.

Man Utd transfer dealings look shocking.

not sure if you've watched any of the games but he looks far from decent. Did ok in previous games
where he was barely tested.

De Gea may be marginal benefit he may be brilliant and they go on and win something. Their attack looks
shit, tbf only seen the last two league games that were on the tellybox. Going to assume Bruges where shite
so who cares how many Rooney scored.

That teenager is defo wait and see but 36 mil...he better be the next Ronaldo. How much did they
spunk on Zaha again?

[multisync1830]

[RoyallyFcuked]

United have been pretty poor in the transfer market and Ed Woodward doesn't appear to be a particularly good negotiator...

The whole De Gea thing is a joke, very unlikely they persuade him to sign a new deal so they have effectively lost him for nothing next summer.

Then they throw £36m at an unproven French kid? Seems like they couldn't care less about wasting money now.

And as for Van Gaal, boring football from a pretty average manager I think. Not the man for that job.

[genome]

According to Wenger, Martial was 80m Euros...

[Winston Smith]

Monaco saying that that the total fee they will receive for Martial if all add on payments are met is €80M

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[stealthpapes]

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[Winston Smith]

It's true that the deal for Martial was £58 Million. This includes normal add on bonus payments but in this case they are all very realistic bonuses.

We and the player could not decline it, it was too good for Monaco to say no

[Brosef Stalin]

De Gea signs a new 4 year contract

<insert my_usual_bullshit_rant about predicting the future>

[Brosef Stalin]

Martial scores on his debut.

[No Fixed Abode]

Martial scores on his debut.

Good goal, but felt the media got a little too carried away.

Didn't Macheda score a gr8 goal on his debut?

[YateleyRoyal]

Martial scores on his debut.

Good goal, but felt the media got a little too carried away.

Didn't Macheda score a gr8 goal on his debut?

Benteke's goal was much better, but MOTD hardly mentioned it. Martial scores a good goal, ad the whole pfucking world goes nuts. And the OTT comparisons to Henry can fcuk off too.

[Silver Fox]

I seem to remember Januzaj getting the pundits in a froth when he started too, where is he now?