Funniest chant heard?

[Armadillo Roadkill]

Wasn't that sung by Rangers fans when they had a keeper who was diagnosed as having multiple personalities. Can't recall his names but he was the one who associated with nasty N Irish gangster types.[/quote]

It was Celtic, and he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I enjoyed "She said no, Marlon, she said no" for Marlon King at the Ricoh a few years ago.

[genome]

Andy Goram

[peterroyal76]

I think the Lee Hodges song was against Plymouth.

[harry]

"One shot on target, he's had your one shot on target"
Covvy fans to us, Boxing Day (I think) at Highfield Road. We lost 2-0 but in injury time Marcus went up for a corner and had the aforementioned shot on target

[BuryAway]

Coventry away.....Festive fixture ? Delayed Kick Off due to late arrival of home fans.......

Cov Fans......."Is that all you take away ?"

RDG Fans....."On time, at least we got here on time"


Remember the Stoke "lady".

Stockport at home 1st v 2nd and away end is split in half to allow more Reading fans in the ground......

Southbank "you've got Reading in your end".....not the funniest but for me the turning point from being little Reading.

How wide do you want McGhee
You're Posh but you're not Royal
Oh Adie Adie.......(the own goal version)
Well get there by boat, We'll get there by plaaaaane...... just for the dream of it !

[Sutekh]

"Two Lee Hodges, There's only two Lee Hodges" - when the opposition had a player with the same name

Didn't Brighton also used to have chant along that line once their player, Kerry Mayo, married his girlfriend - who also happened to be called Kerry.

[melonhead]

"oxf*rd like a bucket" against Stoke at Elm Park

this^^

most enjoyable game ever

[Forbury Lion]

I recall a change against Millwall after they decided to swap their home and away colours, Something along the lines of "Your supposed to be in white"

[Forbury Lion]

"She left you cos your fat" sung to goalkeeper Paddy Kenny after his wag left him

"Englands no 1" sung to Alex McCarthy when we played Man City with Joe Hart at the other end.

[Avon Royal]

Jimmy Walker's 4 foot 6, 4 foot 6, 4 foot 6,
Jimmy Walker's 4 foot 6,
he's a midget!

Worse than the last one, you're even worse than the last one (Oxford subbed Goalie)

[Pepe the Horseman]

"Are you San Marino in disguise?" was pretty terrible from the 'uddersfield lot.

[genome]

That doesn't scan

[biff]

Decent chance from "stab" to "shag" in the red robins song last night. Bit more palatable.

[Pepe the Horseman]

That doesn't scan

I know. That's why it was so terrible.

[Forbury Lion]

When an opposition player got sent off, can't remember who but I think it was a striker

.................. ................. he's having a bath
.................. ................. he's having a bath

[No Fixed Abode]

^ Be interesting to know what the crowd was for that game.

He're you go m8.

http://www.11v11.com/matches/chelsea-v- ... 996-22624/

[Mr Optimist]

What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.

[genome]

Maybe they're paying us a compliment then?

[No Fixed Abode]

What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.

Because it's aimed at clubs who've never won a major trophy.

[Mr.Swainey]

What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.

Because it's aimed at clubs who've never won a major trophy.

A bit like Chelsea not winning the European Cup.