Oh for Dolan being fit and well.
Parky - not done it high enough, could taint the legend
Moyes - no chance, we're not big enough
Rodgers - no chance, we're not big enough
Pearson - great, but a sinister mental case, no thanks
Coppell - too long out the top seat at a decent level, passion probably gone and could taint the legend
McDermott - prefers a style of football that wouldn't suit us, could taint the legend
Sherwood - not great and doubt we're big enough
Hasselbaink - don't know enough about his record
Gunnarsson - not got enough experience coaching let alone managing yet
McCarthy - great, but can't see him leaving Ipswich
Dyche - great but can't see him leaving Burnley
Hughton - ok but can't see him leaving Brighton
Jackett - yeah... maybe, leaving Wolves? ... maybe...
Murty - insufficient management experience, and possibly charity work issues
Bruce - has definitely done the business at our level, but I can't say I like him much
Warnock - just kill me now instead.
Di Canio - mentalist, no thanks
Poyet - turned us down already, no thanks
Well this is shit.