Palace (H) Predictions

[RoyalJames101]

0-2.

Al-Habsi will make a howler.

[Kuhl_Runnings]

I had a dream last night and I recall it being -
Reading 2-1 Palace
Bolasie 26
John 54
Rakels 81

John's goal was nutmegging Soaure and then sliding it in under the goalkeeper ridiculously slowly, and Rakels was HRK's shot from the right wing parried by Hennessey and diving header in by Rakels. Pandemonium, a beer is spilled on my head. Fat bloke runs onto pitch topless and falls on top of Rakels.

[George_]

2-0 Palace. Roll on next season.

[genome]

0-2.

Al-Habsi will make a howler.

More like Ali Howl-Flapsi, right guys?

[John Smith]

I reckon we might get a replay.

I saw Al-Habsi in The Oracle yesterday: grey hoody, camo joggers.

[The Cap]

taipairoyal wrote:
0-2, down to 10 men after 50 mins Rakels sent off for repeated simulation.

Yeah, what is it with his repeated simulation? Shirley he must have been spoken to by the coaching staff about this. Or does the part he played in that gangster film make him immune to any words of advice?

As for the game tomorrow......I see Y25 & Y26 stood up throughout 'giving it' to the Palarse 'Ultras' in their efforts to make sweet Caroline proud. Matey boy stood there with his shorts on, getting a slagging from their fans with the standard retort referring to a female member of the opposition's family. And so, accompanied by that dodgy darts music, whenever we score, I'll go for a couple to the RZZZ with Palarse scoring a consolation. It's going to be a right roller coaster but really looking forward to the game, the atmosphere, the works. Pards reckons the Stad atmosphere is an intimidating one, and on special occasions it can be. This being one of them. Let's prove him right.

[genome]

I'll be honest, I've never really understood that "shagging your sister" chant. Is there backstory I've missed?

[Snowball136]

3-1 eastanders
2-1 Genome
2-1 The Cap
2-1 CountryRoyal
2-1 ExmouthRoyal
2-1 Kuhl_Runnings
1-0 Royal Jimmy

We can nick it. tidus_mi2

With McShane 2-1 without McShane 0-2 Windermere Royal

1-1 MoorgateRoyal
1-1 quickwingerswife

Draw John Smith

0-1 lolwut
1-2 Winchester Royal (or 1-3)
1-2 sandman
1-2 Augem
1-2 Ian Royal
0-2 taipairoyal
0-2 RoyalJames101
0-2 George_
0-2 Gunny Fishcake
0-4 Royal Ginger

W6
D3
L10

Me, my head thinks we should lose comfortably with Bolassie MoM and Zaha ruining us.
But I think we have a real chance and I wouldn’t bet on Palace.

I don’t think it will be a draw, but if we draw I think we’ll go to Palace and win and Pards will be sacked.

[MoorgateRoyal]

I'll be honest, I've never really understood that "shagging your sister" chant. Is there backstory I've missed?

I think it's an ironic joke because he is clearly a fat virgin.

[RoyalJames101]

I'll be honest, I've never really understood that "shagging your sister" chant. Is there backstory I've missed?

Ask your sister etc etc

[bobby1413]

Just been watching the CPFC cheerleaders... an average bunch, and that's being kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk

[Ian Royal]

I'll be honest, I've never really understood that "shagging your sister" chant. Is there backstory I've missed?

I find myself siding with the away fans. He is more than a bit of a knob jockey, and clearly desperate for the attention that will validate his empty existence.[/hypocrite]

[Ian Royal]

Just been watching the CPFC cheerleaders... an average bunch, and that's being kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk

That's some excessively orange jail bait.

[Ian Herring]

Just been watching the CPFC cheerleaders... an average bunch, and that's being kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk

No sign of Reid.

So I'm out...

[Jackson Corner]

0-0 lose the replay.

[Snowball136]

0-0 lose the replay.

0-0, Palace lose the replay?

[CountryRoyal]

Just been watching the CPFC cheerleaders... an average bunch, and that's being kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk

That's some excessively orange jail bait.

I wouldn't exactly call them jail bait.

One chick practically had wrinkles ffs.

[genome]

Just seen the club are handing out clappers for tonight's game

ffs

[Kuhl_Runnings]

Predicting how BBC One will go -

*plays multi angle footage of Federici fumbling the ball*
Lineker: Let's hope that won't happen again for Reading. Right, it's almost time for kick-off, so let's head pitchside for our match announcer, DJ Megaparty, and our match commentators, Mark Lawrenson *pause* and Guy Mowbray.

Megaparty: "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, people of all ages here in the hallowed Madjeski Stadium, and to everyone watching at home live on BBC One in HD... welcome to this Emirates FA Cup feature presentation of Reading vs Crystal Palace, sponsored by Carabao - the winning spirit. And now, I will announce tonight's combatants! Up first, in the blue and red stripes, from London, United Kingdom, please welcome, CRRRRRYSTAL PAAAAAALACCCCEEEE! And in the blue and white hoops, the Royals, the Berkshire Boys, the Biscuitmen, founded in 1871 and holder of the 106 points record, give it up for, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEERRRRRREADINGGGGGG! And now that that's other with, let's give it to that ugly fcuking cnut Pardew, and hope for a blue and white sea in the stands, and of course, a Reading victory. Back the boys, and make some noise. COME ON YOU ROYALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS".

Lawro: Wonderful atmosphere. Who gives a shite, they're gonna lose.

Mowbray: Believe in the magic of the FA Cup. This is a proper cup tie.

[Kuhl_Runnings]

Just seen the club are handing out clappers for tonight's game

ffs

Only in the North Stand. They want to do a mosaic or something. Either way, FFS.