Speculation: Jon Parkin

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Speculation: Jon Parkin

by John Smith » 20 Apr 2016 15:39

With Kermorgant not fitting in as we'd liked, we're crying out for a target man. One who knows the league well and is proven at this level. Jon Parkin is available...

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by WoodleyRoyal » 20 Apr 2016 16:00

would rather simon 'perky' parkin the weatherman off of meridian news

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Norfolk Royal » 20 Apr 2016 19:05

He must be in his late 40s by now I would think. He's been suggested that many times. Nobody knows who he plays for, how many goals he's got, what league he plays in, whether there are two or three of him, or even whether he actually exists at all.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Ian Royal » 20 Apr 2016 22:52

Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Norfolk Royal » 20 Apr 2016 23:05

Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.


And it's seriously suggested we sign a 34-year old non league player? Give me strength.


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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Ian Royal » 20 Apr 2016 23:09

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Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.


And it's seriously suggested we sign a 34-year old non league player? Give me strength.

Given it's John Smith, I doubt it's a serious suggestion somehow.

What's Gary Alexander doing these days?

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by harry » 21 Apr 2016 01:47

Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.


He always looked full to me.
Surprised no-one ever tried him as a goalie. He wouldn't need to come off his line to make himself big.
No need to park any bus. Just get Parkin to lie down in the goal-mouth.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Sutekh » 21 Apr 2016 10:35

Seriously, Jon Parkin? :lol:

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by One8Seven1* » 21 Apr 2016 11:31

Parkin' will be a problem when the Thai's build their properties.


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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by genome » 21 Apr 2016 11:37

Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry.


You're not wrong


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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by sandman » 21 Apr 2016 19:10

Should sign Neville Southall to go in goal.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Longhorn1970 » 21 Apr 2016 19:33

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Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.


And it's seriously suggested we sign a 34-year old non league player? Give me strength.


his record is better than Cox's !

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Ian Royal » 21 Apr 2016 19:54

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Ian Royal Well, he's in the lower leagues at Forest Green. From what I remember he always looked hungry. Not sure about the young bit mind, though 'only' 34.


And it's seriously suggested we sign a 34-year old non league player? Give me strength.


his record is better than Cox's !

Championship is a little better than the league he's in mate.... I wouldn't expect you to know that of course.


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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by The Royal Forester » 21 Apr 2016 21:24

Just had a look at the Forest Green Rovers website. Parkin's profile shows he is 34.

Season 2014/5, league appearances 42. Goals 25. Cup app. 5 Goals 5.
Season 2015/6, League app. 29, Goals. 13 Cup app. 2, goals 0.
Not a bad record for an old'un, but he will be 35 half way through next season. Doubt he would be able to get any where near those stats in the Championship though, so a case of "don't call us, we'll call you"!

Helped FGR to second place in the National League Premier so next season they could be in League 2 if they win the play offs.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by SCIAG » 22 Apr 2016 10:59

Would rather have Percy the Park Keeper.

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by John Smith » 28 Apr 2016 13:47

Forest Green manager Ady Pennock has now been sacked - could Parkin's future be in doubt and his move to the Royals be looming ever closer...?

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by sandman » 28 Apr 2016 15:05

He looks like he's more likely to move to McDonald's

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Re: Speculation: Jon Parkin

by Kuhl_Runnings » 28 Apr 2016 15:40


He plays in goal nowadays

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