Song for Jaap

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Re: Song for Jaap

by jd82 » 15 Jun 2016 11:42

George_
(Beach Boys - Sloop John B)


Instant no from me, why does every oxf*rd song have to be to Sloop oxf*rd John oxf*rd B?

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Re: Song for Jaap

by John Smith » 15 Jun 2016 12:12

WoodleyRoyal John Smith, who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.
Display this post.

You've only got yourself to blame there m8

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Re: Song for Jaap

by NewCorkSeth » 15 Jun 2016 12:58

No turning JAAPanese suggested yet?

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Moonfish » 16 Jun 2016 13:31

Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.

He said I've got ten Euros,
A crate of Carabao,
Come follow me to England,
And make our dreams come true.

So Jaap put down his lager,
And finished off his spliff,
Then he signed for super Reading,
Coz he loves the Whitley Whiff!

If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam clap your hands......

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Re: Song for Jaap

by AthleticoSpizz » 16 Jun 2016 16:51

^ good effort

Too many words and syllables for our decerning clientel tho'


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Re: Song for Jaap

by Maneki Neko » 16 Jun 2016 17:26

he dutch hes big, hell eat your guinea pig
or
hes big, hes dutch, he'll eat your rabbit hutch


the rodent theme is all ive got so far

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Uke » 16 Jun 2016 17:49

He's Dutch, he's swift, he'll smoke your biggest spliff
Big Jaap Stam, Big Jaap Stam
Last edited by Uke on 16 Jun 2016 20:31, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Ark Royal » 17 Jun 2016 18:08

Turning Jaapanese
I think I'm turning Jaapanese
I really think so.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by percy_freeman » 17 Jun 2016 18:32

He's Big
He's Jaap
and we are oxf*rd Crap....


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Re: Song for Jaap

by percy_freeman » 18 Jun 2016 00:10

Moonfish Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.

.

Loving this....

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Re: Song for Jaap

by elrey » 18 Jun 2016 01:22

Jaap Stam, he's only got six months, Jaap Stam, doesn't want to be a dunce.... or something.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by AthleticoSpizz » 18 Jun 2016 01:26

Jaap stam

He's our man

If he can't do it

No-one can

(Circa 1986SB song rip-off )

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Re: Song for Jaap

by seahawk10 » 18 Jun 2016 01:53

percy_freeman
Moonfish Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.

.

Loving this....


Tiger is our owner,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he sacked poor Brian,
He said I'm having Jaap.


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Re: Song for Jaap

by Forbury Lion » 20 Jun 2016 09:58

Jaap Stam ooh ooh ooh
We signed him cos he's Dutch
and he doesn't cost that much

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Re: Song for Jaap

by BKRoyale » 20 Jun 2016 10:47

Jaap Stam
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You've come over to the blue and white

Jaap Stam
You might have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
As the finances here are far too tight

Then I'm sure someone more creative than me could come up with a bit more.....

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Kuhl_Runnings » 20 Jun 2016 12:29

Jaap Stam woah Jaap Stam woah
He looks like uncle fester
His team plays just like leicester?

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Kuhl_Runnings » 20 Jun 2016 12:33

He comes from Overjissel
something something missile

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Forbury Lion » 20 Jun 2016 13:27

A rewrite of the club classic, They call us the Royals

He will fight til the end, they him Jaap Stam
With his might he’ll defend, the glory of Reading
Like the king of our land, they call him Jaap Stam
Let us sing for Jaap Stam, he stands by the Royals

Music video to follow.... maybe.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by seahawk10 » 20 Jun 2016 16:23

BKRoyale Jaap Stam
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You've come over to the blue and white

Jaap Stam
You might have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
As the finances here are far too tight



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Song for Jaap

by maffff » 21 Jun 2016 10:01

Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?


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