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(Beach Boys - Sloop John B)
Instant no from me, why does every oxf*rd song have to be to Sloop oxf*rd John oxf*rd B?
Song for Jaap
Instant no from me, why does every oxf*rd song have to be to Sloop oxf*rd John oxf*rd B?
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John Smith
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You've only got yourself to blame there m8
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NewCorkSeth
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No turning JAAPanese suggested yet?
Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.
He said I've got ten Euros,
A crate of Carabao,
Come follow me to England,
And make our dreams come true.
So Jaap put down his lager,
And finished off his spliff,
Then he signed for super Reading,
Coz he loves the Whitley Whiff!
If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam clap your hands......
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.
He said I've got ten Euros,
A crate of Carabao,
Come follow me to England,
And make our dreams come true.
So Jaap put down his lager,
And finished off his spliff,
Then he signed for super Reading,
Coz he loves the Whitley Whiff!
If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam clap your hands,
If you all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam, all love Jaap Stam clap your hands......
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AthleticoSpizz
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^ good effort
Too many words and syllables for our decerning clientel tho'
Too many words and syllables for our decerning clientel tho'
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Maneki Neko
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he dutch hes big, hell eat your guinea pig
or
hes big, hes dutch, he'll eat your rabbit hutch
the rodent theme is all ive got so far
or
hes big, hes dutch, he'll eat your rabbit hutch
the rodent theme is all ive got so far
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Uke
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He's Dutch, he's swift, he'll smoke your biggest spliff
Big Jaap Stam, Big Jaap Stam
Big Jaap Stam, Big Jaap Stam
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Turning Jaapanese
I think I'm turning Jaapanese
I really think so.
I think I'm turning Jaapanese
I really think so.
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percy_freeman
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He's Big
He's Jaap
and we are oxf*rd Crap....
He's Jaap
and we are oxf*rd Crap....
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percy_freeman
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Moonfish Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.
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Loving this....
Jaap Stam, he's only got six months, Jaap Stam, doesn't want to be a dunce.... or something.
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AthleticoSpizz
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Jaap stam
He's our man
If he can't do it
No-one can
(Circa 1986SB song rip-off )
He's our man
If he can't do it
No-one can
(Circa 1986SB song rip-off )
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seahawk10
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percy_freemanMoonfish Tiger is our owner,
He went to Amsterdam,
He couldn't find a hooker,
Instead he found Jaap Stam.
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Loving this....
Tiger is our owner,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he sacked poor Brian,
He said I'm having Jaap.
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Forbury Lion
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Jaap Stam ooh ooh ooh
We signed him cos he's Dutch
and he doesn't cost that much
We signed him cos he's Dutch
and he doesn't cost that much
Jaap Stam
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You've come over to the blue and white
Jaap Stam
You might have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
As the finances here are far too tight
Then I'm sure someone more creative than me could come up with a bit more.....
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You've come over to the blue and white
Jaap Stam
You might have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
As the finances here are far too tight
Then I'm sure someone more creative than me could come up with a bit more.....
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Kuhl_Runnings
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Jaap Stam woah Jaap Stam woah
He looks like uncle fester
His team plays just like leicester?
He looks like uncle fester
His team plays just like leicester?
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Kuhl_Runnings
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He comes from Overjissel
something something missile
something something missile
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Forbury Lion
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A rewrite of the club classic, They call us the Royals
He will fight til the end, they him Jaap Stam
With his might he’ll defend, the glory of Reading
Like the king of our land, they call him Jaap Stam
Let us sing for Jaap Stam, he stands by the Royals
Music video to follow.... maybe.
He will fight til the end, they him Jaap Stam
With his might he’ll defend, the glory of Reading
Like the king of our land, they call him Jaap Stam
Let us sing for Jaap Stam, he stands by the Royals
Music video to follow.... maybe.
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seahawk10
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BKRoyale Jaap Stam
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You've come over to the blue and white
Jaap Stam
You might have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
As the finances here are far too tight
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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