The Football Manager Disaster Thread sponsored by Big Fat Sam's pint of wine.

[Uke]

I'd be extremely surprised if 'Arry gets out of this alive

Nah - he can't read of write so is entirely innocent of any wrongdoing.

He texted Brian...

Does that mean...?

[leon]

I'd be extremely surprised if 'Arry gets out of this alive

Nah - he can't read of write so is entirely innocent of any wrongdoing.

He texted Brian...

Does that mean...?

...he's a saggy faced liar??

Of course not.

[stealthpapes]

popbitch

Which manager had a habit of
shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored
with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd
transfer their husband out
of his club?

Which manager charged his own
club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a
huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the
HR director showed him a set
of photos they'd got a private
investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

[Deadlock]

Is that three different managers, or one exceedingly naughty one?

[stealthpapes]

The paragraph describing the context and asking which manager actually implies that its just one.

[Winston Smith]

I picture Pardz doing every one of those

[Uke]

Simultaneously

[Ian Royal]

Nah - he can't read of write so is entirely innocent of any wrongdoing.

He texted Brian...

Does that mean...?

...he's a saggy faced liar??

Of course not.

The only way Redknapp is getting out of this without a mention would be because the Telegraph knows everyone know's he's as dirty as they come and didn't bother to even try and entrap him, as there's no story in it.

[Uke]

The 'I was only showing off and didn't mean the things I repeatedly said' defence claimed by agent Pagliara

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37524416

[brighton_royal]

popbitch

Which manager had a habit of
shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored
with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd
transfer their husband out
of his club?

Which manager charged his own
club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a
huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the
HR director showed him a set
of photos they'd got a private
investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

I'd imagine this is how I'd behave if I ever got into that Football Manager computer game.

[leon]

popbitch

Which manager had a habit of
shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored
with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd
transfer their husband out
of his club?

Which manager charged his own
club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a
huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the
HR director showed him a set
of photos they'd got a private
investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

I'd imagine this is how I'd behave if I ever got into that Football Manager computer game.

You'd be a nightmare on the 747 Flight Sim

[Uke]

HARRY!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09 ... tly-gambl/

But not as good as we hoped...

[brighton_royal]

Was Harry at Pompey when they unexpectedly lost to Fulham which saw us releg8ed

Last game of the season lads, let's make some cash sort of thing? Easier to bet on a loss than a win I recks.

[From Despair To Where?]

Everyone knows 'Arry's as clean as a whistle. It's his dog that's as bent as they come.

[Scutterbucketz]

popbitch

Which manager had a habit of
shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored
with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd
transfer their husband out
of his club?

Which manager charged his own
club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a
huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the
HR director showed him a set
of photos they'd got a private
investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

Doesn't even rhyme.

[LWJ]

Was Harry at Pompey when they unexpectedly lost to Fulham which saw us releg8ed

Last game of the season lads, let's make some cash sort of thing? Easier to bet on a loss than a win I recks.

My thoughts..

[Ian Royal]

I doubt they'd have got good odds. Everyone expected a weakened team because they were in the FA Cup Final.

[Uke]

I doubt they'd have got good odds. Everyone expected a weakened team because they were in the FA Cup Final.

Lineups


Portsmouth: Ashdown, Johnson, Distin, Pamarot, Hreidarsson, Utaka, Diarra (Muntari 83), Pedro Mendes (Davis 73), Kranjcar, Defoe, Kanu (Baros 73).
Subs Not Used: Begovic, Wilson.

Fulham: Keller, Stalteri, Hughes, Hangeland, Konchesky, Davies, Murphy, Bullard, Dempsey (Nevland 72), Kamara (Andreasen 85), McBride.
Subs Not Used: Warner, Bocanegra, Healy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 381800.stm

[Ian Royal]

Not sure what that's supposed to prove at this point.

[leon]

Not sure what that's supposed to prove at this point.

It wasn't a bad team?