Song for Jaap

[Forbury Lion]

If you're Jaap Stam and you know it
clap your hands*
If you're Jaap Stam and you know it
clap your hands*
If you're Jaap Stam and you know it
and you really want to show it
If you're Jaap Stam and you know it
clap your hands*

*stamp your feet
*wave your hands
*nod your head
etc

Obviously, only going to work if Jaap Stam does the actions, which he might do if he becomes desperate to entertain the crowds if his players are failing to do so on the pitch.

[Handsome Man]

Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?

Inner Circle - Bad Boys

Wham would be better

Jaap Stam
Stick together, never Sad Boys
GOOD GUYS
They made rules for fools, so get wise...

[Vintage]

Jaap Stan's been hired
our players are terrified

[benjaminG92]

The Batman tune, Jaap stlye...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoLnik2kJk

[Forbury Lion]

Jaap Stam oh oh oh
He used to play for Manchester United
He is a Royal now

Doesn't rhyme, but who cares?

[George_]

"Jaap Stam had a dream to build a football team
We had no players so he signed them on his own
McShane at the back
Rakels in attack
We're Reading FC we're on our way back"

(Beach Boys - Sloop John B)

Close enough

[CountryRoyal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTjm-LWi0ao

This tune

So Jaap Stam is the gaffer
Joey is the anchor
Reading FC
Reading FC

[Schards#2]

We're not scared of Hughton
We're not scared of Rafa
We're not scared of anyone
Cos Jaap Stam is our gaffer

[The Quiet Man]

[urlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o&list=RDg8huXkSaL7o#t=0][/url]

Monty Python Spam Song.

[Sutekh]

Jakob Jaap Stam is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Championship
He said "I'm having that"

[CountryRoyal]

Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutch man
Get past him if you think you can
Try your trick, he'll make you look a dick
Yip yap
Jaap Stam

[Moonfish]

Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutch man
Get past him if you think you can
Try your trick, he'll make you look a dick
Yip yap
Jaap Stam

Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Try to beat the Royals if you think you can,
With his Dutch tactics, he'll make you look a dick,
Yip Yap, Jaap Stam!

[maffff]

We've got Jaap Stam, we're going up again, you're never gonna keep us down

Tubthumpimg - Chumbawamba

[CountryRoyal]

We've got Jaap Stam, we're going up again, you're never gonna keep us down

Tubthumpimg - Chumbawamba

I like that.

Followed by

"Oh big jaap stam, we're a fan, our Dutchmannnn"

[Uke]

The Batman tune, Jaap stlye...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoLnik2kJk

Now made Sky Sports!

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... -animation