Snowflake RoyalNewCorkSethMarcus Crassus Well done yuomi, you win the internet tonight.
"He will more often pass the ball to the opposition than crisply anywhere". Fortunately, there are things called facts (see my earlier post with link to whoscored.com) that show you're somewhat adrift of reality. You can also check out the official website that shows JVdB has a passing success rate of 85.9%, better than Evans, Swift, Kelly, Bacuna. His percentage of forward passes is also higher than any of the aforementioned.
And as for yellow cards, only 1 so far this season.
If you dislike JVdB, or any other player, that's entirely your prerogative, but do try and be just a little bit objective.
He's managed .6 key passes on average in 532 minutes with 54.6 average passes.
Clement managed the same key pass stat in 230 minutes with 19.8 average passes. Perhaps unfair to compare the 2 as Clement plays further up.
Bacuna in 283 minutes has managed .8 key passes with an average of 41.3 passes per game.
Swift in 287 minutes has managed 1.8 key passes with an average of 40.8 passes per game.
Kelly in 600 minutes has managed 1.9 key passes with an average of 48.4 passes per game.
So JVDB is making more passes but much less important ones than 3 of our other options in MC.
That, to me at least, shows very clearly he is making most of his passes in our half to nearby players. The thing everyone criticises Gunter for.
Not only that but Swift and Bacuna have managed to make more impact in a little over half the game time he has had. The stats can be deceiving.
Defensive midfielder who often plays at cb making fewer attacking passes than attacking or all round midfielders shocker.
Jesus, I despair.
I have just checked and he has made fewer saves than Mannone. How useless is that?