The footballer gets arrested thread

[Royal Rother]

2 questions.

How do you remember that stuff?

Who was your English teacher?

[Uke]

2 questions.

How do you remember that stuff?

Who was your English teacher?

Drummed into me by DBE and SJF. But not LAA

[Royal Rother]

[Sanguine]

Jason Puncheon charged with carrying an offensive weapon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-42392660

[Sanguine]

Surprised this hasn't been updated with a couple of juicy ones - Trevor Sinclair has pleaded guilty to drink-driving, and to racial abuse, after calling the officer who arrested him a 'white cu*t'. And Jon Flanagan has admitted assault by beating after being caught repeatedly on CCTV punching and kicking his girlfriend during a drunken row. In the case of the latter, wouldn't be surprised if Liverpool shipped him out for good by the summer.

[Winston Biscuit]

I like* how nuts Sinclair appears to have gone. He reportedly pissed inside the police car once he was arrested and continued racially abusing officers and being aggressive once at the station.

lol

[Uke]

I like* how nuts Sinclair appears to have gone. He reportedly pissed inside the police car once he was arrested and continued racially abusing officers and being aggressive once at the station.

lol

Normal behaviour for an Electric Vehicle Driver...

[double d]

Surprised this hasn't been updated with a couple of juicy ones - Trevor Sinclair has pleaded guilty to drink-driving, and to racial abuse, after calling the officer who arrested him a 'white cu*t'. And Jon Flanagan has admitted assault by beating after being caught repeatedly on CCTV punching and kicking his girlfriend during a drunken row. In the case of the latter, wouldn't be surprised if Liverpool shipped him out for good by the summer.

I wonder what the BBC will make of this, or will it be ok because he's black?

Looks like Kes has come back for 2018 then!

[paultheroyal]

Put this one in here...

see the agent of many current and ex Reading FC players including Tyler Blackett and Al Habsi has been sentence to 7 years in prison today - causing the death of a police officer and paralysing another whilst on his mobile phone driving excessive speeds on the motorway.

Tried to squirm out of it etc etc but jury and judge having none of it.

[double d]

Glenn Murray and wife arrested in suspected 1.1mill tax fraud

[Victor Meldrew]

Glenn Murray and wife arrested in suspected 1.1mill tax fraud

She did have a quite expensive looking coat on when I sat next to her at the Amex for the Boxing Day fixture a couple of years ago.
Thought nothing of it at the time.

[Winston Biscuit]

Alexis Sanchez gets 16 month suspended prison sentence in Spain for €1M tax fraud

[AthleticoSpizz]

and Evra gets another gig in our Prem despite his behaviour elsewhere

[double d]

Says more about West Ham then anything really that they wanted him.

[From Despair To Where?]

I suppose playing for West Ham is the footballing equivalent of a prison sentence.

[Hoop Blah]

Alexis Sanchez gets 16 month suspended prison sentence in Spain for €1M tax fraud

It would've been brilliant if he got 3 months or 6 months inside straight after United had signed him!

[Sanguine]

Bit of a 'proper' one this. Villereal defender Ruben Semedo has been charged with attempted murder - alleged to have been one of two who tied a man up, beat him with baseball bats and threatened him with a gun, before shooting at him (and missing) as he tried to escape.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Ander Herrera one of 36 footballers facing jail and six-year football ban over alleged match-fixing scandal

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 30536.html

[Hoop Blah]

A slight tangent, but for comparison...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-43346558

[Platypuss]

Oh dear Darron Gibson.