Binfield Royal I'll start off by suggesting we could do worse than get Pardew back since its obvious he wont be long at West Brom.
Probably do alright, but after what he did to us I'd rather have a rusty screw driver inserted into my eyeballs whilst having my balls dipped in a pool of piranhas whilst listening to R&B. If we couldn't forgive McGhee, for doing not that much wrong, then there's no way this guy should have another chance.
A good Christian friend tells me he's heard that in hell people apparently shout "Pardew" at Judas to wind him up and he takes it personally.