MATCHWATCH : West Bromwich Albion (h) sponsored by Neil Clement

[Simmops]

This ref has been absolutely horrendous

I tell everyone all the time how bad they are prior to games and nobody listens. This guy is one of the worst I've seen, he's an abysmal referee, son and husband.

Is he a bad husband because he hasn't been letting you into the chocolate tunnel lately?

[sandman]

When that ref was born the midwife asked his Mum if she wanted gas and she replied, "wouldn't it be quicker to just drown it in a bucket?".

[WoodleyRoyal]

This ref has been absolutely horrendous

I tell everyone all the time how bad they are prior to games and nobody listens. This guy is one of the worst I've seen, he's an abysmal referee, son and husband.

Is he a bad husband because he hasn't been letting you into the chocolate tunnel lately?

[windermereROYAL]

From a dodgy quality clip on Twitter Meite looked well on side

Be interesting to see a proper replay

Was offside, just

[Old Man Andrews]

From a dodgy quality clip on Twitter Meite looked well on side

Be interesting to see a proper replay

Was offside, just

Wrong.

[SCIAG]

Just seen the Kenyan invasion on Facebook. It’s like Rourke's Drift.

Still - 3 Brazilians on the pitch tonight - is that a Madejski first?

Two starting for Reading is definitely a record. No idea about opposition.

Chelsea used three Brazilians in a pre-season friendly against us (the one where Scott Davies scored and Kebe went round Petr Cech) but one of them was Deco, and there was never more than two on the pitch.

Surely must have been a time in the Piazon era where we played a side with two Brazilians? Cardiff maybe?

[Simmops]

When that ref was born the midwife asked his Mum if she wanted gas and she replied, "wouldn't it be quicker to just drown it in a bucket?".

Wow

You deserve to be banned for that. oxf*rd.

[sandman]

When you were born DD your Father wanted a Boy and your Mother wanted a Girl. In the end they were both satisfied.

[windermereROYAL]

People expect us to lose to the league leaders, we do lose to the league leaders, meltdown.

[Snowflake Royal]

We're one of the slowest team I've seen on the ball, there's no tempo whatsoever. We're one of the slowest teams to actually press the opposition. It all makes for dire viewing and it's driving attendances down and down and down

As for having no winger on the bench, with McCleary and Timbe both supposedly available, it's a joke, Bowen needs to have a long look at himself and stop playing his favourites

Oh good, it's time for the favourites bollocks cliche already?

[URZZZZ]

We're one of the slowest team I've seen on the ball, there's no tempo whatsoever. We're one of the slowest teams to actually press the opposition. It all makes for dire viewing and it's driving attendances down and down and down

As for having no winger on the bench, with McCleary and Timbe both supposedly available, it's a joke, Bowen needs to have a long look at himself and stop playing his favourites

Oh good, it's time for the favourites bollocks cliche already?

Well, what explains his persistent use of Obita when we found the perfect balance on the left between Blackett and Ejaria? Those two used to link up so well together, and now we’re not seeing it

And recently, what explains why Ejaria is playing 90 minutes every week when he’s been poor?

[leon]

We're one of the slowest team I've seen on the ball, there's no tempo whatsoever. We're one of the slowest teams to actually press the opposition. It all makes for dire viewing and it's driving attendances down and down and down

As for having no winger on the bench, with McCleary and Timbe both supposedly available, it's a joke, Bowen needs to have a long look at himself and stop playing his favourites

Oh good, it's time for the favourites bollocks cliche already?

So we play the ball around quickly and with purpose?

[Old Man Andrews]

We're one of the slowest team I've seen on the ball, there's no tempo whatsoever. We're one of the slowest teams to actually press the opposition. It all makes for dire viewing and it's driving attendances down and down and down

As for having no winger on the bench, with McCleary and Timbe both supposedly available, it's a joke, Bowen needs to have a long look at himself and stop playing his favourites

Oh good, it's time for the favourites bollocks cliche already?

Well, what explains his persistent use of Obita when we found the perfect balance on the left between Blackett and Ejaria? Those two used to link up so well together, and now we’re not seeing it

And recently, what explains why Ejaria is playing 90 minutes every week when he’s been poor?

Urzzz is correct, Ian has got it massively wrong as usual. Pathetic really, arguing for the sake of arguing.

[Zammo]

Hope Robson-Kanu gets the round of applause he deserves when his name is read out later. Royals legend.

Take it you're taking the p1ss?

Obviously, m8. Can't stand the f**ker.

[sandman]

I can't remember the last time an academy graduate came back and was booed.

Thought he looked genuinely disappointed by the reaction as well. I'm sure the three points helped him get over it though.

[Old Man Andrews]

I can't remember the last time an academy graduate came back and was booed.

Thought he looked genuinely disappointed by the reaction as well. I'm sure the three points helped him get over it though.

He was utterly shit for us from start to finish and deserves nothing but contempt for only trying when he had a few months left on his contract in order to get a move elsewhere. The bloke is a parasite.

[Simmops]

I can't remember the last time an academy graduate came back and was booed.

Thought he looked genuinely disappointed by the reaction as well. I'm sure the three points helped him get over it though.

He was utterly shit for us from start to finish and deserves nothing but contempt for only trying when he had a few months left on his contract in order to get a move elsewhere. The bloke is a parasite.

[Old Man Andrews]

Imagine repeatedly quoting someone who is never going to read it.

[Snowflake Royal]

We're one of the slowest team I've seen on the ball, there's no tempo whatsoever. We're one of the slowest teams to actually press the opposition. It all makes for dire viewing and it's driving attendances down and down and down

As for having no winger on the bench, with McCleary and Timbe both supposedly available, it's a joke, Bowen needs to have a long look at himself and stop playing his favourites

Oh good, it's time for the favourites bollocks cliche already?

So we play the ball around quickly and with purpose?

Massive non-sequiter alert.

[Simmops]

Imagine repeatedly quoting someone who is never going to read it.

Imagine being you.