The footballer gets arrested thread

[One87One]

Kyle Walker making the most of his youth and money by having a 3-sum with some high end escorts. I imagine most footballers have done or will do this. The papers are desperate for news..

It was reported as a 4some as he invited one of his mates round to enjoy the occasion too. That is something I will never quite get my head around.

Not even the tip?

[Whore Jackie]

Not arrested, but Accrington's Sam Finley got an eight-match ban for telling, ex-Reading now at Rochdale Paul McShane, to 'oxf*rd off back to your caravan you pikey'.

[Franchise FC]

Not arrested, but Accrington's Sam Finley got an eight-match ban for telling, ex-Reading now at Rochdale Paul McShane, to 'oxf*rd off back to your caravan you pikey'.

Don't think Sam Finley's going to get his driveway block paved any time soon.

[Whore Jackie]

Callum Hudson-Odoi arrested last night after reports of an unwell woman at his home.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Callum Hudson-Odoi arrested last night after reports of an unwell woman at his home.

"England and Chelsea star Callum Hudson-Odoi, 19, was arrested on suspicion of rape after a model he met online called police and said she was attacked at his Battersea apartment."

[Winston Biscuit]

Diego Costa has been fined €543,208 and handed a six-month prison sentence for tax fraud (though like all the others he will not serve jail time)

[Sutekh]

Diego Costa has been fined €543,208 and handed a six-month prison sentence for tax fraud (though like all the others he will not serve jail time)

I trust ordinary people found guilty of the same crime do not get to serve the jail time either.

[Winston Biscuit]

Michel Platini has been formally placed under investigation in Switzerland in relation to a $2 million payment he got from FIFA in 2011

[Winston Biscuit]

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Alleged assault on a policeman?

[BR0B0T]

Harry has played every minute of 55 games this year

...he needed arrest!

[BR0B0T]

Been found guilty!

...the tw@t!

[Winston Biscuit]

Harry Maguire found guilty of aggravated assault, resisting arrest and repeated attempts of bribery

[Winston Biscuit]

Sentencing later today

Would like Utd to get drawn against a Greek team this season just so we can lol at him not being able to go (I assume)

[Winston Biscuit]

21 month suspended sentence

[Mid Sussex Royal]

So Ben Stokes is withdrawn from all cricket (including an Ashes series) after only being charged with affray, pending court, Maguire has been found guilty of similar including attempted bribery and by the sounds of it can carry on as normal for Man U

Tells you all you need to know about morals in football

[Hendo]

So Ben Stokes is withdrawn from all cricket (including an Ashes series) after only being charged with affray, pending court, Maguire has been found guilty of similar including attempted bribery and by the sounds of it can carry on as normal for Man U

Tells you all you need to know about morals in football

He has been withdrawn from the England squad which would be his first game of the season, tbf.

[AthleticoSpizz]

£

[Franchise FC]

Press are giving Southgate a hard time with this, but I think he's handled it as well as he possibly could.

2pm - innocent until proved guilty - in the squad with caveats
6pm - guilty verdict
8pm - withdrawn from squad (although I can't see whether that's Maguire, Man Utd or Southgate that's pulled the plug)

[SouthDownsRoyal]

£

Yup

Money >>>> morals