MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 20:46

leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 20:46

The cheapest corner I’ve ever seen. Drinkwater needs to lose some weight the fat fcuk.

And what was that defending. Good to see we’re still practising social distancing. Why was no one near Cahill and why did Laurent duck instead of trying to challenge Solanke?

This team is shit.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 20:46

leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.

We're so easy to play against. Whip it beyond the far post and we fail to defend it Every. Single. Time.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by leon » 30 Oct 2021 20:47

bcubed
leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit


Well the way we’ve implemented it doesn’t work. Clearly.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 20:47

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leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit


Well the way we’ve implemented it doesn’t work. Clearly.


Indeed


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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 20:49

Swift is leaving anyway but the only player I want to keep is Southwood. The rest can honestly fcuk off, including the clown in the dugout.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by leon » 30 Oct 2021 20:49

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leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.

We're so easy to play against. Whip it beyond the far post and we fail to defend it Every. Single. Time.


Shocking coaching.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 20:50

Drinkwater, Yiadom and Ejaria have been an abomination. With Moore, Laurent, Puscas and TDB poor.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Royal_jimmy » 30 Oct 2021 20:51

What a crap goal to concede. Dampened a solid first half performance.

Bournemouth aren't all that. Created sod all bar the goal.


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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Brogue » 30 Oct 2021 20:51

we will still win this

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 20:53

Royal_jimmy What a crap goal to concede. Dampened a solid first half performance.

Bournemouth aren't all that. Created sod all bar the goal.


And that’s the worst thing about it

Actually pressed a lot and took it to Bournemouth
If only Puscas could score

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 20:53

Brogue we will still win this


In what crack-smoking planet will we win this?

We might huff and puff a bit but we will create sod all and Bournemouth will see this out comfortably.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Sutekh » 30 Oct 2021 20:53

Royal_jimmy What a crap goal to concede. Dampened a solid first half performance.

Bournemouth aren't all that. Created sod all bar the goal.


All defending the corner weren’t they, to invite more pressure instead of leaving a couple up.
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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by windermereROYAL » 30 Oct 2021 20:54

One effort on target from either team in the 1st half, guess what.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Franconian Royal » 30 Oct 2021 20:54

Just before the stupid adverts on Royals TV, Adie said something interesting, anyone care to write down key points what he said? I know most of the time he's after click-bait, but sometimes he has something 'interesting' to say.
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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 20:55

windermereROYAL One effort on target from either team in the 1st half, guess what.


Struggling to remember our effort on target tbf.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by windermereROYAL » 30 Oct 2021 20:56

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windermereROYAL One effort on target from either team in the 1st half, guess what.


Struggling to remember our effort on target tbf.


Because we haven`t had one, i said either team.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 20:56

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windermereROYAL One effort on target from either team in the 1st half, guess what.


Struggling to remember our effort on target tbf.


Because we haven`t had one, i said either team.


It’s been a long day.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 20:58

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Struggling to remember our effort on target tbf.


Because we haven`t had one, i said either team.


It’s been a long day.


Tbf One effort from either team isn't very clear

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 20:59

How many more shit goals do we have to concede before we make a change and bring Holmes in at RB or CB? Hell, put Laurent back there where he was actually good.

And why, WHY! did we change from Drinkwater sitting and TDB alongside Swift ahead of him. It WORKED. Now Drinkwater keeps roving forward, TDB is stuck out wide and Laurent, who has been dreadful in midfield all season is back wandering around aimlessly.

I know we lost Hal and Hoilett so there's no RW, but ffs, do something different. When do we give Camara or Yiadom on the right with an actual senior midfielder spare to rest Drinkwater / Laurent / TDB when needed.

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