MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by windermereROYAL » 30 Oct 2021 21:01

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Because we haven`t had one, i said either team.


It’s been a long day.


Tbf One effort from either team isn't very clear


Long day for me too, one effort on target from both teams combined. :D

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Pepe the Horseman » 30 Oct 2021 21:03

Why are Sky Spots creaming themselves over Lewis Cook being on the bench?

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Pepe the Horseman » 30 Oct 2021 21:04

Bournemouth making a sub because one of their players was on a yellow. What a luxury to have.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Franconian Royal » 30 Oct 2021 21:05

Pepe the Horseman Why are Sky Spots creaming themselves over Lewis Cook being on the bench?

Isn't he the fella who has cancer? They want to probably sound like they are being a TV station that has compassion.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Brogue » 30 Oct 2021 21:06

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Pepe the Horseman Why are Sky Spots creaming themselves over Lewis Cook being on the bench?

Isn't he the fella who has cancer? They want to probably sound like they are being a TV station that has compassion.


no.


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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Jackson Corner » 30 Oct 2021 21:07

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Agree


Plus two never heard say a decent word about us.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Franconian Royal » 30 Oct 2021 21:08

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Pepe the Horseman Why are Sky Spots creaming themselves over Lewis Cook being on the bench?

Isn't he the fella who has cancer? They want to probably sound like they are being a TV station that has compassion.


no.

my sincerest apologies then. Sky like to cream themselves about no ones.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by 6ft Kerplunk » 30 Oct 2021 21:08

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leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit

Our zonal marking only works if the other team play nice and only play the ball into the zone we're marking in.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 21:10

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leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit

Our zonal marking only works if the other team play nice and only play the ball into the zone we're marking in.


Perhaps we could ask them nicely before each game


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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 21:12

Once again, oxf*rd off Ejaria.

And he takes that off Puscas. Jesus
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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Pepe the Horseman » 30 Oct 2021 21:12

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leon Another fcuking corner. Who was marking the bloke heading it back in you useless cnuts? Basic defending.



Zonal marking innit

Our zonal marking only works if the other team play nice and only play the ball into the zone we're marking in.

Should be like tennis where they're only allowed to play it into certain zones.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Jackson Corner » 30 Oct 2021 21:12

Puscus has been Bournemouths best player.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 21:13

Snowflake Royal Once again, oxf*rd off Ejaria.


Totally got in the way of Puscas.
Stopped him hitting it over the bar


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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Pepe the Horseman » 30 Oct 2021 21:13

How has he not even hit the target

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by bcubed » 30 Oct 2021 21:14

Also whilst I don't condone diving I reckon Puscas could have gone done there after his shirt was pulled

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 21:14

Pepe the Horseman How has he not even hit the target

It's rising, he's at full stretch and there's a defensive challenge in the way.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Pepe the Horseman » 30 Oct 2021 21:15

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Pepe the Horseman How has he not even hit the target

It's rising, he's at full stretch and there's a defensive challenge in the way.

All he had to do was prod it with his studs.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by CountryRoyal » 30 Oct 2021 21:16

How many points do you think we would have this season if we didn’t have Swift?

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Oct 2021 21:17

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Pepe the Horseman How has he not even hit the target

It's rising, he's at full stretch and there's a defensive challenge in the way.

All he had to do was prod it with his studs.

Nah, he's reaching too much to do that, it shortens his reach slightly. Could only get toes to it.

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Re: MATCHWATCH : Bournemouth (h)

by Brogue » 30 Oct 2021 21:17

goal

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