by SCIAG »
13 May 2022 14:57
Snowflake Royal SCIAG Snowflake Royal I'd rather they enforced a strict easily differentiable haircut policy than did anything with the numbers.... they're unreadable most the time no matter what.
OK, agreed. I'd go further and say hair colours.
Exceptions if you are clearly distinct in some other way. Jake Cooper, Seol Ki Hyeon, Liam Kelly, every goalkeeper ever. Kitson and Sidwell are fine because of the height difference.
If there is someone else on the team who has the same skin tone, hair length (long/short/bald), hair colour, and height to within 5cm, then you have to dye yours to an unambiguous colour. Exception if you are a defender and they are a striker, but midfielders can't clash with anyone.
I like the cut of your jib.
Very peeved with McIntyre over his change of hair cut.
I find McIntyre pretty distinct, taller than Rino, not as burly as Laurent, and obviously not Tom Ince. Darker than Morrison, lighter than Moore, thicker hair than either. Not as big as Holmes, who is also very pasty.
Worst thing ever was when either we’d just signed Chris Armstrong or he’d just shaved his head and looked too much like Ivar. Barrow and Aluko was quite confusing, until you realised that Barrow was the one who was good at football.
I have a memory of persistently confusing Gunter with someone but can’t think who it would have been. Norwood? Swift? Evans maybe?
The real storm on the horizon is Clarke and Ehibhationham. Same height, skin tone, very similar positions. They do have different hair styles but good luck telling them apart from the stands. If they both start playing for the first team then I hope one decides to try a really audacious hairstyle or they have very different shirt numbers, otherwise I’m going to be squinting at the length of their names.