Who is the mystery striker?

[From Despair To Where?]

Well, I don't think we're signing him to drive the coach.

[SCIAG]

Height? Other than Sarr and Dann we have very short CBs (comparatively) and one of them is never going to play.

Does Loum go in the box for corners?

Holmes? He must be 6ft2 at least. McIntyre is very good in the air.

Then you have Loum, Meite, Joao, Carroll to deal with potentially along with Sarr

I had thought that Holmes and McIntyre were both 6ft1, which isn't particularly tall for a CB is it? It's at the very least not above average for the division surely?

I think both are decent in the air tbf but have shown weaknesses in defending corners (they're still young so I'm not going to gripe about it. It happens)

I agree we have some great aerial ability already and Carroll would supplement that wonderfully.

McIntyre yes. Holmes is noticeably taller than Dann.

[leon]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/19776352/andy-carroll-car-crash-mercedes/

"I saw Andy Carroll....He was wandering around in a daze."

That makes two of us...

[morganb]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/19776352/andy-carroll-car-crash-mercedes/

"I saw Andy Carroll....He was wandering around in a daze."

And it was at that moment Mark Bowen popped up and said: "Here, sign this"