We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

[6ft Kerplunk]

Best that can be hoped for is that he went to get professional help for his issues otherwise you have to fear for the young woman.

[URZZZZ]

Another refereeing master class for Man United

No surprise they’re 31 games unbeaten at home!

[South Coast Royal]

Dreadful kit.
It looks as though they couldn't make up their mind whether to copy Newcastle or Sunderland so went for a mixture of both.

[Franchise FC]

Dreadful kit.
It looks as though they couldn't make up their mind whether to copy Newcastle or Sunderland so went for a mixture of both.

Fergie would've blamed the kit

WTF has happened to Martial ?
I know he's not fulfilled the potential but he's now seriously less than ordinary

[Royal Rother]

Dreadful kit.
It looks as though they couldn't make up their mind whether to copy Newcastle or Sunderland so went for a mixture of both.

Fergie would've blamed the kit

WTF has happened to Martial ?
I know he's not fulfilled the potential but he's now seriously less than ordinary

And yet his manager specifically singled him out as having had a good game!

Nobody else on the planet thinks that so I guess he's hoping he can convince El Ittihad (or whatever).

[6ft Kerplunk]

Did he say Martial had a good game or a good game for him. Not necessarily the same thing.

[South Coast Royal]

What is it with Man Utd players and ex-players with women?
We had Rooney then Giggs, then Greenwood and now Anthony so it sounds as though the title of this topic is rather apt.

[South Coast Royal]

I do miss Brobot in times like this.

If ever a club were an example of needing to look deeper into the player off the pitch and his way of life/habits etc before splashing out millions galore on signing him this is it.

[Royal Rother]

Has Onana actually made a save this season?

It seems anything on target goes in! Absolute howler for Bayern’s 1st.

I mean, you’ve just got to

[Franchise FC]

Has Onana actually made a save this season?

It seems anything on target goes in! Absolute howler for Bayern’s 1st.

I mean, you’ve just got to

But Ten Hag said he was the saviour, the final piece if the jigsaw, a world beater
The look on Martinez’ face is priceless

[NathStPaul]

Onana looks massively shaky. All I'd say is De Gea looked massively shaky too at the start of his United career and grew over time, wouldn't rule out Onana doing the same thing.

The whole club is a bit of a basket case though, hard place to be a goalkeeper right now.

[Hendo]

Onana looks massively shaky. All I'd say is De Gea looked massively shaky too at the start of his United career and grew over time, wouldn't rule out Onana doing the same thing.

The whole club is a bit of a basket case though, hard place to be a goalkeeper right now.

I guess the only counter to that is that Onana is 27, whereas DdeG was only 21 and about 9st soaking wet.

[6ft Kerplunk]

Goalkeeper looking iffy and not getting much help from the defence in front of him. Defence looking iffy and not getting much help from the midfield in front of them. I know they've got injury issues in defence but that midfield needs a proper revamp. Eriksson and Fernandes just don't work together. Bayern didn't look that great to me either, Kane just didn't seem to fit in with how they attacked. Other than the penalty he didn't look remotely like scoring. I think the same applies to England as well, it just not set up to create the chances he likes so he ends up dropping deeper to get involved.

[Orion1871]

Maguire and Evans up against Haaland is going exactly as well as you'd expect it to.

[BRO_BOT]

Maguire and Evans up against Haaland is going exactly as well as you'd expect it to.

tbf they haven't really been the problem

[Winston Biscuit]

Onana done some good bits in this game

[Winston Biscuit]

Never seen Garnacho do a single good thing and he looks like a massive pcunt

What am I missing?

(Probs going to worldie the ball in now, right?!)

[BRO_BOT]

Never seen Garnacho do a single good thing and he looks like a massive pcunt

What am I missing?

(Probs going to worldie the ball in now, right?!)

Very direct, usually makes things happen. He's a good player and speaks very highly of you

[Orion1871]

Onana done some good bits in this game

He's realised he is allowed to save the ball sometimes.

[Orion1871]

Bloody hell this lot are well off the pace of the top PL sides. City barely out of second gear.