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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 04 Mar 2024 08:35

Orion1871 Strange to see the mighty Manchester United sat on the edge of their own box defending for their lives like they're a lower league team playing in the cup against a big boy.


That's in 2 weeks, HTH

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by windermereROYAL » 04 Mar 2024 08:58

Love the Monday morning meltdown on X using freeze frame pictures, tbf they`re getting plenty of practice this season. Rashford was fouled, Edison should have been sent off for winning the ball. :D

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by Winston Biscuit » 04 Mar 2024 10:06

windermereROYAL Love the Monday morning meltdown on X using freeze frame pictures, tbf they`re getting plenty of practice this season. Rashford was fouled, Edison should have been sent off for winning the ball. :D


it seems to have become a monday morning X, formally known as twitter, thing to go through some previous game from months earlier, take a still image of something you claim contradicts a thing that happened in the weekends game, then announce its a disgrace and the authorities are conspiring against your club.

This is football supporting in 2024

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by URZZZZ » 04 Mar 2024 10:27

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windermereROYAL Love the Monday morning meltdown on X using freeze frame pictures, tbf they`re getting plenty of practice this season. Rashford was fouled, Edison should have been sent off for winning the ball. :D


it seems to have become a monday morning X, formally known as twitter, thing to go through some previous game from months earlier, take a still image of something you claim contradicts a thing that happened in the weekends game, then announce its a disgrace and the authorities are conspiring against your club.

This is football supporting in 2024


Football fans and managers seem so obsessed with blaming other things than themselves, most noticeably referred when they are by far the main ones that can dictate the events of a game

Perhaps Man United fans should be more concerned about why their team only managed to have one shot (on or off target) between the 10th and 90th minute or even more, why their international CB allowed the left footed Foden cut inside and have a free shot on goal

Although I do think there is an element of certain teams getting more favourable decisions than others, a lot of it is swings and roundabouts. Control what you can and stop obsessing over the uncontrollable

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 04 Mar 2024 12:05

I like the slomo of Fernandes going all biblical and turning into Lazarus.


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 17 Mar 2024 18:07

:o

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Ascotexgunner » 17 Mar 2024 18:32

Winston Biscuit :o


Imagine if Trashford had missed that last minute chance for England in a major final.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by LUX » 17 Mar 2024 23:25

He was offside, it would not have counted.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 18 Mar 2024 13:19

Love the way Antony is only any good against Liverpool :lol:


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 18 Mar 2024 14:56

Sutekh Love the way Antony is only any good against Liverpool :lol:

My Liverpool supporting mate has banned anyone called Anthony (and any spelling derivations) as of today :
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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 18 Mar 2024 15:20

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Sutekh Love the way Antony is only any good against Liverpool :lol:

My Liverpool supporting mate has banned anyone called Anthony (and any spelling derivations) as of today :
:lol: :lol: :lol:


I feel sorry for Antony in a way. We were quoted 35-40M euros for him early on in the window but fooked around and ended up paying 80M out of desperation. At 35M you would be able to rotate him and he'd probably have better performances but you can't sit your brand-new 80M player on the bench.

Best to part company

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 18 Mar 2024 16:43

I think the Eredivisie is about his level.

Doesn't have nearly enough to his game to be a top player in one of the big 4 leagues.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Royal Rother » 30 Mar 2024 21:57

Another result that just papers over the cracks.

MU have been completely outplayed by Brentford tonight.

If these 3 points help ETH keep his job, then that’s just great I suppose.

(Oh, back to 1 point!) :D


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Orion1871 » 30 Mar 2024 22:24

Manchester United played four games in March. Their opponents had 106 shots.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 31 Mar 2024 00:25

Orion1871 Manchester United played four games in March. Their opponents had 106 shots.


it's a lot of shots, what's the xG on the shots? I watch the games, and many shots are from outside the box. There has been a big gap between midfield and defense, players run with the ball until they hit the back four and then often try a shot.

Regardless it is way too many!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 31 Mar 2024 00:39

After further consideration, I reckon ETH is trying to tire the opposition out with shots

#tactics

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 31 Mar 2024 08:39

Seems crazy that De Gea never joined anyone after leaving Man Utd. 10 months now without playing.

You've got to assume he has had a bunch of offers and just turned them all down. I wonder what he does with his week now.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 04 Apr 2024 22:18

:lol:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Royal Rother » 04 Apr 2024 22:27

Oh, that’s made my night.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by URZZZZ » 05 Apr 2024 10:03

All the spending United have done in recent years and they’re trying to close a game out with a back six of Dalot, Maguire, Kambwala, Wan Bissaka, Mainoo and McTominay

Understand they have a fair few injuries but that’s really poor

Although as ever with United, a large part of it is mentality and organisation. 99th minute, on the ropes, and they let the second joint top scorer in the league have a free shot at goal on the edge of the box. It’s so poor

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