We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 05 Apr 2024 11:04

Don't worry, United will be back to continue their general hoodoo over the 'pool on Sunday, though them letting in goals in the 110th and 111th minutes of games should make for a grandstand finish whatever the score at 90'.

Just wondering what the VAR idiots will do to screw this game up ..... :?

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Dirk Gently » 23 Apr 2024 09:56

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That's easily explainable, though. The Derby team knew they were shite so tended to park the bus and play for a draw, Two lines of defenders tended to keep shots down.

Man Utd think they're good and so flood forward attacking other teams, leaving themselves more open at the back.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 24 Apr 2024 22:33

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 03 May 2024 19:10

Jim Ratcliffe has declared that we wants to end the work from home culture that has crept into non playing staff, starting with the first team squad.


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 03 May 2024 19:51

Sounds like Buzz Killington has taken over

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by From Despair To Where? » 03 May 2024 22:07

To be fair, their performances do seem to have reflected a slack witted half arsery that evidently is endemic within the culture of the club.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 05 May 2024 21:57

Maguire out injured

So no centre or left backs available for tomorrow

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Calling the loss now!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by South Coast Royal » 06 May 2024 10:03

BRO_BOT Maguire out injured

So no centre or left backs available for tomorrow

:lol:

Calling the loss now!


Isn't it a plus that Maguire is out? :wink:

Unfortunately for England he has just about 7 weeks to get fit.


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 06 May 2024 11:50

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BRO_BOT Maguire out injured

So no centre or left backs available for tomorrow

:lol:

Calling the loss now!


Isn't it a plus that Maguire is out? :wink:

Unfortunately for England he has just about 7 weeks to get fit.


Fair do's he has actually been playing well recently, aggressively stepping in when the opposition is trying to play the ball out etc

As you've mentioned before, England are a little light in defence

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 06 May 2024 12:40

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BRO_BOT Maguire out injured

So no centre or left backs available for tomorrow

:lol:

Calling the loss now!


Isn't it a plus that Maguire is out? :wink:

Unfortunately for England he has just about 7 weeks to get fit.

Unfortunately for England, he remains one of the best two CB’s available, so he’d better be fit

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 06 May 2024 16:25

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BRO_BOT Maguire out injured

So no centre or left backs available for tomorrow

:lol:

Calling the loss now!


Isn't it a plus that Maguire is out? :wink:

Unfortunately for England he has just about 7 weeks to get fit.

Unfortunately for England, he remains one of the best two CB’s available, so he’d better be fit


Personally think Stones, Guehi, Colwill and Konsa are better options if all fit, but at the end of the day if he helps England to win something I won't be complaining about him.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 06 May 2024 17:33

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Isn't it a plus that Maguire is out? :wink:

Unfortunately for England he has just about 7 weeks to get fit.

Unfortunately for England, he remains one of the best two CB’s available, so he’d better be fit


Personally think Stones, Guehi, Colwill and Konsa are better options if all fit, but at the end of the day if he helps England to win something I won't be complaining about him.

Stones, definitely (thank you Pep)
As for the others, I don’t think they’ve demonstrated enough consistency to rate above Maguire.
Indeed, Colwill can’t get a game at club level (is he injured), Konsa was given the run around at Brighton
Be interested to see Guehi tonight


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 06 May 2024 20:33

United bias aside is that a foul on the keeper for the United 'goal'?

Personally, I don't think it is but not surprised to see it given

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by NathStPaul » 06 May 2024 20:42

LOL. They are so pathetic.

ETH masterclass again.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 06 May 2024 20:59

Casemiro has become a real banter player

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 06 May 2024 21:03

Winston Biscuit Casemiro has become a real banter player


Dreadful

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by NathStPaul » 06 May 2024 21:05

Don't think I've seen anyone more desperate for a move to the Saudi league.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 06 May 2024 21:07

NathStPaul LOL. They are so pathetic.

ETH masterclass again.


No fit CB's (Evans clearly not 100%), no CDM, no left back, no Bruno

I knew we were getting dicked in this game

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by NathStPaul » 06 May 2024 21:10

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NathStPaul LOL. They are so pathetic.

ETH masterclass again.


No fit CB's (Evans clearly not 100%), no CDM, no left back, no Bruno

I knew we were getting dicked in this game

This was the case at Christmas. He could have bought a centre back, he could have developed an under 23's centre back.

He's not a very good manager. At some point you'll have to accept that.

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