England v Switzerland

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Re: England v Switzerland

by St Pauli » 06 Jul 2024 19:08

Sutekh Another half hour of Southgate ball :x

Are you all ready for the penalties?

Kane has been utter pants this tournament, why not put Toney in?


Yep Kane really not justifying his start.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by St Pauli » 06 Jul 2024 19:09

Has Bellingham intentionally torn up his socks? What’s with that?

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Orion1871 » 06 Jul 2024 19:10

St Pauli Has Bellingham intentionally torn up his socks? What’s with that?


Quite a few players have. Something to do with circulation.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by NathStPaul » 06 Jul 2024 19:11

Get Toney on

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Ascotexgunner » 06 Jul 2024 19:11

Sutekh Another half hour of Southgate ball :x

Are you all ready for the penalties?

Kane has been utter pants this tournament, why not put Toney in?


They isn't one reason why he should be on the pitch. He is offering nothing and clearly he ain't gonna score. He looks "off it".


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Re: England v Switzerland

by Orion1871 » 06 Jul 2024 19:12

NathStPaul Get Toney on


With a minute to go for the penalties.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Uke » 06 Jul 2024 19:15

Dull footie is just Southgate 101

Wonder what the next match will be like?

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Ascotexgunner » 06 Jul 2024 19:16

Southgate injures Kane.....

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Re: England v Switzerland

by NathStPaul » 06 Jul 2024 19:17

Go on Ivan. Bet he scores.


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Re: England v Switzerland

by St Pauli » 06 Jul 2024 19:17

Uke Dull footie is just Southgate 101

Wonder what the next match will be like?


Maybe Ukraine could learn something from England in terms of defence…

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Ascotexgunner » 06 Jul 2024 19:18

Uke Dull footie is just Southgate 101

Wonder what the next match will be like?


Imagine an England V France final..,. :D :D :D A snorefest of epic proportions.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by NathStPaul » 06 Jul 2024 19:19

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Uke Dull footie is just Southgate 101

Wonder what the next match will be like?


Maybe Ukraine could learn something from England in terms of defence…

Oof.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Uke » 06 Jul 2024 19:22

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Uke Dull footie is just Southgate 101

Wonder what the next match will be like?


Maybe Ukraine could learn something from England in terms of defence…


Certainly not attack


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Re: England v Switzerland

by Loafer » 06 Jul 2024 19:25

Lmfao Southgate takes off our best penalty taker.oxf*rd idiot

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Ascotexgunner » 06 Jul 2024 19:25

You lucky boy Pickford.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Ascotexgunner » 06 Jul 2024 19:26

Loafer Lmfao Southgate takes off our best penalty taker.oxf*rd idiot


Ironic, England having to defend and the bring on the defensively useless Trent Arnold.

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Orion1871 » 06 Jul 2024 19:29

Loafer Lmfao Southgate takes off our best penalty taker.oxf*rd idiot


:?: Toney is on the pitch

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Re: England v Switzerland

by NathStPaul » 06 Jul 2024 19:30

Toney
Bellingham
Palmer
Rice
Saka

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Re: England v Switzerland

by Sutekh » 06 Jul 2024 19:30

That was the most tedious game. England wanted penalties from the start. Saka best player by country mile though.

England's record in shootouts at tournaments: just 2 wins from NINE attempts :lol: :roll:

Hope they've had some practice in training.

Pickford's record at penalties?
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Re: England v Switzerland

by Loafer » 06 Jul 2024 19:32

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Loafer Lmfao Southgate takes off our best penalty taker.oxf*rd idiot


:?: Toney is on the pitch

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