by Forbury Lion »
03 Oct 2024 12:31
SouthDownsRoyal traff Chronicle reporting the Blue Horizon story now.
Couldn't make it up, guy is called Ben He K Wrong (well you could but pretty close)
Rather have Benny hill
Love to have Benny Hill run onto the pitch as a protest and then get chased around the pitch in speeded up slow motion by stewards, police officers, players, nurses, strippers, an old man waving a walking stick, the PA announcer, A bald man, Morris Dancers, a bird watcher, a group of marathon runners, some racially inappropriate stereotype characters, a vicar, a northerner with a flat cap and a whippet, a blind person with a guide dog (maybe going off in the wrong direction for comic effect) etc etc.