The footballer gets arrested thread

[BRO_BOT]

A quick look on twitter and there is one person's name coming up

Jurgen Klopp?

[From Despair To Where?]

The name I keep seeing suggests an ambiguous use of the word "boss".

[Pepe the Horseman]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

[Winston Biscuit]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

Wonder what his mate has been up to....

[From Despair To Where?]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

Wonder what his mate has been up to....

He's such a private individual, you'll probably find out sweet FA investigating that.

[Harrison Delbridge]

Why are you guys mentioning him them

[From Despair To Where?]

Why are you guys mentioning him them

Mentioning who?

Him them? Are they non binary? That should narrow it down.

Thanks for the clue dd.

[Harrison Delbridge]

Why are you guys mentioning him them

Mentioning who?

Him them? Are they non binary? That should narrow it down.

Thanks for the clue dd.

David gold

[From Despair To Where?]

He's dead M9. I doubt he's been up to much recently.

[Harrison Delbridge]

So why the oxf*rd are you lot talking about him then?!

[From Despair To Where?]

We're not. Were talking about someone who may have known him in some capacity within football.

Definitely not David Gold.

I'll tell you who else it's definitely not. Karen Brady

[Winston Biscuit]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

[Uke]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

Twitter rumours suggests he is a somewhat of a Party goer

[South Coast Royal]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

Twitter rumours suggests he is a somewhat of a Party goer

Clever wordplay Uke.
I mentioned this to RR on here a couple of years ago but it all went quiet and he just carried on playing (the North London player that is, not the Rother).

[Winston Biscuit]

Wissam Ben Yedder convicted of sexual assault while under the influence. 2 year suspended sentence.

[Sutekh]

Alleged naughtiness not the exclusive domain of male footballers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86q7z1yp9eo

[From Despair To Where?]

Alleged naughtiness not the exclusive domain of male footballers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86q7z1yp9eo

So that's how we paid the tax man.