Lita in trouble in Brizzle?

[Alan Partridge]

Lita needs teaching a lesson.

The club should stick him into digs with a 50+ year old landlady to act as his minder/mother and ban him from going anywhere near Bristol!

Should also replace his Hummer with a pedal car until he's shown he's grown up!!

Make him piss in a potty and play with a dummy in his mouth.

I doubt you'd fit though to be honest.

[Bring back the South bank]

Lita needs teaching a lesson.

The club should stick him into digs with a 50+ year old landlady to act as his minder/mother and ban him from going anywhere near Bristol!

Should also replace his Hummer with a pedal car until he's shown he's grown up!!

Make him piss in a potty and play with a dummy in his mouth.

I doubt you'd fit though to be honest.

Lame

[Rhys The Royal]

Lita needs teaching a lesson.

The club should stick him into digs with a 50+ year old landlady to act as his minder/mother and ban him from going anywhere near Bristol!

Should also replace his Hummer with a pedal car until he's shown he's grown up!!

He'd still have the L8 ITA number plate on the back though I bet.... And he would still drive like twat I bet

[Rhys The Royal]

Lita needs teaching a lesson.

The club should stick him into digs with a 50+ year old landlady to act as his minder/mother and ban him from going anywhere near Bristol!

Should also replace his Hummer with a pedal car until he's shown he's grown up!!

Make him piss in a potty and play with a dummy in his mouth.

I doubt you'd fit though to be honest.

Lame

Cmon! Credit where it's due mate! I thought that was rather good actually!

[Scarface]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

[SpaceCruiser]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

[zac naloen]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

[SpaceCruiser]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

[Bring back the South bank]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

Getting into trouble in a Bristol Club, exactly what he's just done again.

[Blue Hooped Moose]

Anyone else able to confirm that Sky Sports News are running some story about Lita being charged / bailed / questioned over this?

[zac naloen]

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

You don't remember him being bottled in a fight over a girl and having to miss a couple of matches last season?

[Ascension]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

pLOLastic

[zac naloen]

Anyone else able to confirm that Sky Sports News are running some story about Lita being charged / bailed / questioned over this?

Thats pretty much what ever news outlet has been running. So im not surprised if they are rinning that story.

[SpaceCruiser]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

Getting into trouble in a Bristol Club, exactly what he's just done again.

Is that right? I seem to remember he got glassed, not as if he was a perpetrator of a crime at that time.

[Bring back the South bank]

If Coppell and Squeeky not fcuked up on summer transfers I'd say kick him out, but with Kitson out we need him.

Why the hell would you want to kick Lita out? Based on a few details?

Moron.

He was warned last year. He clearly hasn't listened so fcuk him out.

Warned, by who?

Coppell, the club. You know.. his employers..

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

Getting into trouble in a Bristol Club, exactly what he's just done again.

Is that right? I seem to remember he got glassed, not as if he was a perpetrator of a crime at that time.

He's just unlucky hey Spacey.

[SpaceCruiser]

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

You don't remember him being bottled in a fight over a girl and having to miss a couple of matches last season?

Sounds like he was a victim, not a perp. And a fight over a girl? News to me. Who told you that one?

And I'm starting to get annoyed that everybody is assuming he is guilty before being proven innocent.

[Blue Hooped Moose]

Sounds like he was a victim, not a perp. And a fight over a girl? News to me. Who told you that one?

And I'm starting to get annoyed that everybody is assuming he is guilty before being proven innocent.

Spacey, the club's standpoint on this (IIRC) was that he should not be putting himself in that position at all, be it victim OR perp.

[Bring back the South bank]

Really, I don't remember. What was his crime to warrant that warning?

You don't remember him being bottled in a fight over a girl and having to miss a couple of matches last season?

Sounds like he was a victim, not a perp. And a fight over a girl? News to me. Who told you that one?

And I'm starting to get annoyed that everybody is assuming he is guilty before being proven innocent.

Why's it always him then?

[zac naloen]

Sounds like he was a victim, not a perp. And a fight over a girl? News to me. Who told you that one?

And I'm starting to get annoyed that everybody is assuming he is guilty before being proven innocent.

A little birdy told me that he was bottled in a fight after trying to chat up some guys girlfriend, my girlfriend goes to Bristol Uni which is where she heard it. Considering what i've heard of his behaviour towards women in Reading I wouldn't be shocked if that was true.

And whether or not he was a "victim" rather than the perp. It doesn't sound like a situation he couldn't have just walked away from.

[SpaceCruiser]

Sounds like he was a victim, not a perp. And a fight over a girl? News to me. Who told you that one?

And I'm starting to get annoyed that everybody is assuming he is guilty before being proven innocent.

Spacey, the club's standpoint on this (IIRC) was that he should not be putting himself in that position at all, be it victim OR perp.

Yes, that I do remember. But I still don't see why we should kick him out solely because of this.