New Player Songs For...

[Brum Royal]

Was it just me that sung that (in my head) to "I've got a brand new combine harvester" rather than the (presumably intended) "Nigel Adkins Barmy Army" tune?

[Big Foot]

Was it just me that sung that (in my head) to "I've got a brand new combine harvester" rather than the (presumably intended) "Nigel Adkins Barmy Army" tune?

Guilty

[Mr.Swainey]

Was it just me that sung that (in my head) to "I've got a brand new combine harvester" rather than the (presumably intended) "Nigel Adkins Barmy Army" tune?

Guilty

Was it you BFers who brought that pheasant into Ashton Gate?

[Big Foot]

Was it just me that sung that (in my head) to "I've got a brand new combine harvester" rather than the (presumably intended) "Nigel Adkins Barmy Army" tune?

Guilty

Was it you BFers who brought that pheasant into Ashton Gate?

Technically, no. But technically, yes at the same time.

[Schards#2]

Jake Cooper woooah
Jake Cooper wooah
His heads on every ball
He's nearly eight foot tall

[Royal Biscuitman]

"We've got a brand new Thai Consortium"

Repeat

and we hope they have money


We've got a brand new Thai Consortium
down at the Madejski
Come on now get together
and pray they have money
cos we used to have Russian
Until it went floppy
and We've got a brand new Thai Consortium
down at the Madejski

[Royal Biscuitman]

Aaron Kuhl Kuhl Kuhl
Push pineapples shake a tree
etc


Royston Drenth a-ha
He's like the new Mass Sarr
Except he plays FIFA
with some kids a-ha

Royston Drenth a-ha
Available for transfer
trains with the kids ah-ha
with the kids ah-ha

[Mr.Swainey]

Technically, no. But technically, yes at the same time.

[Big Foot]

Technically, no. But technically, yes at the same time.

Were you a witness to this then?

[Royal Biscuitman]

Sean Cummings wo a wo
Sean Cummings wo a wo
Kicked himself in the face
and can't retain his place


When he was just a young trainee
Simon was no good for RFC
But now the teams cack
and we've bought him back
Here's what we sing to him
Simon Cox Cox Cox Cox
Get into the 6 yard box
and score some goals my son
score some goals my son

[SPARTA]

[SPARTA]

"We've got a brand new Thai Consortium"

Repeat

...and I've got the keys.

[Mr.Swainey]

Technically, no. But technically, yes at the same time.

Were you a witness to this then?

I believe I was, one of the best away days in recent years.

[Simon's Church]

106, 106 we've got simon cox, 106

Ferdinand is superman

Jamie Mackie what bargain, what a bargain

[Royal Biscuitman]

Pierce Sweeney
Pierce Sweeney
Na na na na na na na na na

To the tune of The Sweeney, obviously.


Samuel Fridjonsson
He'll be worth 6 million
Just like Siggurdson
We'll sell him if we can


Royson Drenth is absent
He's gonna ge the sack
cos when they gave squad numbers out
Adkins took his back


Nial Keown Keown
Needs to go out on loan
Nial Keown Keown
Needs to go out on loan


Sean Long
He's another Shane Long
Except for his first name
Which is not the same

[kwik-silva]

He saves to his left
He saves to his right
Mikkel Andersen
Makes Schmeichel look shite.

[No Fixed Abode]

Jake Cooper woooah
Jake Cooper wooah
His heads on every ball
He's nearly eight foot tall

I'm glad I don't go to watch Reading.

[Royal Lady]

So are we, Kes, so are we.

[No Fixed Abode]

So are we, Kes, so are we.

It's all pretty cringe-worthy stuff from the Coppell's parking space spackers.

[RoyalTank]