CONFIMRED - Paolo Hurtado

[paultheroyal]

Sucks his thumb a lot....

That's a good sign

[Uke]

He'll run, he'll kick
He'll eat your guinea pig
Hurtado, Hurtado

And it has tradition in being used for wingers

[Lacoste]

Any clue as to the cost?

[Uke]

Any clue as to the cost?

Three marmalade sandwiches

[bcubed]

When the ball hits the goal
It's not Kane or Shane Long
It's Hurtado

To the tune of That's Amore

You're welcome

Very happy with this news but solely because he's South American - he must be good, right?

That was the scouting report right there

[winchester_royal]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/paolo-hurtado-joins-reading-fc-9844100

All sounds rather positive. Plenty more positive reports coming out of Portugal too.

Direct - check
Pace - check
Flair - check

Sounds like everything people on this fair portal have been crying out for all summer.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/paolo-hurtado-joins-reading-fc-9844100

All sounds rather positive. Plenty more positive reports coming out of Portugal too.

Direct - check
Pace - check
Flair - check

Sounds like everything people on this fair portal have been crying out for all summer.

Looking at this article....could the fee be close to our record?

[Big Foot]

Loves Miller & Carter apparently

[WoodleyRoyal]

Loves Miller & Carter apparently

Roger miller i can understand great footballer, jimmy carter on the other hand.... suprised he's heard of him tbh

[From Despair To Where?]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/paolo-hurtado-joins-reading-fc-9844100

All sounds rather positive. Plenty more positive reports coming out of Portugal too.

Direct - check
Pace - check
Flair - check

Sounds like everything people on this fair portal have been crying out for all summer.

Looking at this article....could the fee be close to our record?

I'm not so sure the fee will be that high. Last year of his contract, not playing for one of the big clubs and has aparently had problems with the manager. I'll be surprised if the fee is over £1m and reckon it's more in the region of £500,000 - £750,000

[Mike Hunt]

Let's hope we're not singing

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in Row Z
That's Orlando.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Loves Miller & Carter apparently

I love him already.

[l0y4l R0y4l]

Song For Hurtado

To the tune of Bonnie Tyler - I need a hero..


Paulo Hurtado
Paulo Hurtado is ripping it up on the right
And he's gotta be strong
And we know that he's fast
He's Quicker than the speed of light

[Only one Trevor Morley]

Lookin' in your eyes
I see a paradise
This player we found
Is too good for Peru

Standin' here beside you
Want so much to give you
This love in our hearts
when we're watching you

Let 'em say we're crazy
I don't care 'bout that
Put the ball in the box
Paulo, don't ever run back

Let the pitch around us
Just fall apart
Paolo, we can make it
If we're heart to heart

And we can build this team together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop Paolo
And if this world runs out of wingers
We've still got Hurtado
Nothing's gonna stop us
Nothing's gonna stop us now
Oh, whoa

[Extended-Phenotype]

Any clue as to the cost?

Three marmalade sandwiches

[Simon's Church]

Can he play right back?

[Pepe the Horseman]

There was a winger from Peru,
And Paolo was his name-o,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pau-lo Hur-ta-do,
And Paolo was his name-o.

[Ouroboros]

There was a winger from Peru,
And Paolo was his name-o,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pau-lo Hur-ta-do,
And Paolo was his name-o.

Love this.

Jr has a toy which plays the tune, so I'll be signing these words to her from now on.

Then moving on to YOU'RE SO SMALL IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

[Pepe the Horseman]

There was a winger from Peru,
And Paolo was his name-o,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pao-lo Hur-ta-do,
Pau-lo Hur-ta-do,
And Paolo was his name-o.

Love this.

Jr has a toy which plays the tune, so I'll be signing these words to her from now on.

Then moving on to YOU'RE SO SMALL IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

Is she deaf?

[Ouroboros]

Love this.

Jr has a toy which plays the tune, so I'll be signing these words to her from now on.

Then moving on to YOU'RE SO SMALL IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

Is she deaf?

Yeah, apparently I yelled in her face too much early doors.