soggy biscuit 'Alad is a plastic
He sits in his armchair
he's never been to see Man U
He says he doesn't care
Sky Sports News, Richard Keys, f**king Andy Gray
Alad has no opinions, he repeats theirs all day
Alad wants to be a manc but he lives here down south
If you mention his Man U he gives it all the mouth
Euro cups, League titles, cup wins at Wembley
an endless list of their big games he didn't go to see
wall posters, bed duvet's, stupid cuddly toys,
he even has a heart shaped frame for Ruud Van Nistelrooy'