Bolton (A) I'm looking forward to

[SHORT AND CURLY]

Telling cocky Notlob fans in some bar at Wembley that Bruce Rioch would be oxf*rd off to Arsenal, much to their angst.
(He did a few weeks later)

Small comfort on a miserable day

[FridaysGhost]

The first goal being scored by a player called Jay Something!

[Whore Jackie]

A Co-op in one of the stands
Paul Warhurst
Shops that sell roast potatoes to take away
Andy Todd

[bobbybottler]

Philliskirk (pen)

[Ian Royal]

Simon Osbourn's goal line clearance
Jimmy Quinn in goal
Trevor Morley's hat trick
Duberry getting away with taking out Nolan
Hunt being sick

Bit weak low to his corners, but Quinny wasn't even in the bottom three between the sticks for us in the late 90s. Not bad for an aging striker.

[Big Foot]

The Phoenix Club
Chorley FM coming in your ear
A 20ft cock and balls
Ironside

Absolute *GENIUS* Phoenix Nights cross over today as the manager of The Beehive pub was a dwarf ala the 'we're Bolton, we're Barmy' Phoenix Club customers

[Ian Herring]

Hideous goalkeeper top...

I used to love that! That's the only goalkeeper top i ever bought. Mind you, it did end up getting hidden down the side of my bed and used as a bit of a cum rag in my teens, so think i eventually saw sense.

Good use of 'cum rag'.