BBC Berks lands the Big Fish for Friday 11 May

[Forbury Lion]

SC - Do you know what positions you need to strengthen and have you identified any potential signings?
Regards
Neil Warnock
PS - I'll get you next time Downes!




SC - You criticised the loan system whereby the bigger clubs are hoarding players and farming them out to supposedly smaller clubs.
With that in mind, Would you or would you not sign up another couple of Kevin Doyles for a dozen euro's or whatever it was and consider loaning them out to a smaller club like Watford?
Regards
Aidy Bothroyd




SC, WD & KD
What are you thoughts on the Joey Barton situation and how would you deal with such a situation?

Regards
Stuart Pearce




Have you thought about using Kingsley Royal to gain a tactical advantage or did you already try this for the Newcastle game and been found out?




Would you be in favour of introducing the multiball system to the Premiership? Do they allow multiball in the UEFA cup or have you not looked into it yet?




What are your views on the Premier Reserve League and these absurd suggestions that teams field a B team in the lower leagues?




Have you ever been to Sweeney Todd's pie shop in town and if so, What pie did you have?



SC - Have Championship/Premiership managers get in touch with you this season asking for advice and have you sought advice from others?

[cheeryoleary]

All,

Sarah Beeny. Would she fit into the current squad?



Follow up question: Would the current squad fit into her?

Cheers then
Cheery

[AbovetheI]

Mr. Coppell, do you still not use the "P" word in the dressing room? I mean, come on, we're promoted already so we can all talk about that freely, right?

Thanks Steve, you're my hero.
Brian in Whitely.

[Alan Partridge]

Steve, did you and the rest of the coaching staff enjoy your drink at the Slug and Lettuce a couple of weeks ago? Were you aware that the Irish boys were in Pizza Express getting fat?

Yours
A Stalker.

[Compo's Hat]

Steve, are you sick and tired of answering the same questions every week?

Steve, you've blatantly looked at the league table otherwise we wouldn't of lost to Watford. Why lie that you never look at it?

Steve, when was the last time you heard a funny joke that made you have tears of laughter, no seriously?


Wally, how much do you weigh? Just deciding how much money to put on when you meet your good mate Neil next season.


Kevin, are you annoyed that you're not getting many questions?

[cheeryoleary]

Brian in Whitely.

Keep necrophilia of former Countdown presenters off BBCRB

[Bucks Dave]

Steve,

Are you bored of getting the same questions from the media?

Ady Boothroyd had a five year plan of getting Watford into Europe by 2010 and is doing it the unorthodox way. Do you have a more orthodox and long term way of getting us into Europe or is it "Europe never" for a club like Reading?

Bucks Dave

[TFF]

Steve,

What, from a manager's perspective, makes a good referee?

Who, over the past season, has been the best referee?

Text from Graham in Tring

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What do you do to get away from it all?

Does the mobile get switched off for your summer holiday?

Mr T. Cook, Reading

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How long does it takes James Harper to cheer up after a defeat?

Talking of James Harper, please say 'wine gum'.

Mr K Dodd, Tilehurst

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What is your opinion of the way in which the Premier League has dealt with the West Ham/Carlos Tevez situation?

That's an email from Mr Scudamore in London

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Mr Coppell,

I'd like to know what you think of the situation at Leeds. Is a flat 10 point penalty for going into administration enough of a deterrent?

Thanks,

Lord Brian

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,
If you were a big fish, what fish would you be?
Yours
Ivor Bigcod by Submarine Cable

[AbovetheI]

Stephen, who's the friendliest manager you've hosted this season? Also, do you miss not going toe to toe with your old chum Joe Royal? Thanks Stephen.

Ken from Knotty Ash.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Will the club be lending its support to the West Ham 4 as they bid to take legal action against the Premiership over the way they bottled the Tevez decision and effectively brought the game into disrepute?

[TFF]

Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

[Dirk Gently]

Are we allowed serious questions? If so ...

Steve

- do you think it's fair that some clubs loan players to other clubs with conditions on when they are and aren't allowed to play?

DG

[Mr Angry]

Dear Steve

What are your thoughts on those Reading fans who have spent the whole of this season abusing Steve Sidwell through the anonymity of the Internet over his decision not to sign a contract, and what message would you like to give those fans as Sidwells manager in relation to accusations of him being greedy and of being a disruptive influence on the squad over his situation?

Mr A

[Super Kevin Bremner!]

Wally

If myself and Alan Pardew were to have a child together, do you think it would have my eyes?

Kev

Why are you always so miserable in public? Is it because when I saw you in Sweden I was stripped down to my underpants having just blagged a Chinese meal?

Steve

What was your imterpretation of the final episode of Life On Mars?

Wally

Who would win in a fight between Darren Moore and Linvoy Primus?

[Silver Fox]

kevin, I'm surprised you're getting so few questions.

How does it feel to have finally stepped out of your brother's shadow and how do you manage to balance filming Entourage and coaching the royals?

[TFF]

A hypothetical one for all the coaches,

If a player was developing a reputation (rightly or wrongly) for "going down too easily" what could/would you do about it?

[noise]

Wally do you ever slap Coppell's head and say "Who loves ya baby?"

Do you need someone for team talks or halftime crowd entertainment?

D. Brent from Slough

[Barry the bird boggler]

Which managers have influenced you all the most

Who is your favourite Reading player and why

Which Academy/1st year pro is showing the most ability to make the step up

Which Reading player is the keenest in training

Which Reading player is the most gullible

Do you think its ironic that in all the years of trying to win the Championship with Manchester United that it took a move to Reading to finally do it?

Can you do any impressions of any of the players?

You never see these two together do you?



Colin at work



Colin at home

[Dirk Gently]

Wally - have you been able to bring any of the Wimbledon "Crazy Gang" ethos into the RFC dressing room? If so, what have you done?

DG